mom:
 "what is the meaning of life?"

me:
  *snort* "42"

sister:
  "did you just say 42? what does 42 mean?"

me:
  "it's the meaning of life"

sister:
  [singing] " foooorty-twooo"

mom:
  "what do you think it is about bagels?"

dad:
  [from the other room] *bursts into laughter*

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FAMILY.