Modern Art is So Fucking Weird.
So, okay. Original Belly Works. Because immortalizing pregnant stomachs in plaster seemingly makes women realize that motherhood is beautiful and then when they display the casts in their houses their friends and relatives can be all, "Wtf, that shit's disturbing." I don't really get the appeal but apparently it's some metaphoric art thing that is deeply meaningful and also creepy.
This particular image was labeled Twin Fetus Belly. I'm not making this shit up. The airbrushed lightning and background remind me of the whole wizard on a van thing if the wizard magicked himself into two fetuses on a plaster belly. OH GOD, it is just too weird.
Part of the Fruit of the Womb collection. It's not actually Fruit of the Womb, but I can't imagine that any name they could brainstorm would make this marketable.
........ WHHHHHHYYY.
But, dudes. Dudes. Before I knew a bit about Original Belly Works and how it's completely strange, I knew a lot about JKL image searching. Which is how I dovetailed into this ridiculous Original Belly Works topic to begin with. BECAUSE HANDSOME MEN LIKE PROMOTING MPREG IN THEIR SPARE TIME. Apparently.
Oh my God, dudes. I don't even know. It was some Beverly Hills event, and they were giving away belly kits to celebrities which now that I think about it makes a lot of sense since that is exactly the kind of crazy shit celebrities go for. OH, JKL. I love how happy he looks caressing his fake baby.
This particular image was labeled Twin Fetus Belly. I'm not making this shit up. The airbrushed lightning and background remind me of the whole wizard on a van thing if the wizard magicked himself into two fetuses on a plaster belly. OH GOD, it is just too weird.
Part of the Fruit of the Womb collection. It's not actually Fruit of the Womb, but I can't imagine that any name they could brainstorm would make this marketable.
........ WHHHHHHYYY.
But, dudes. Dudes. Before I knew a bit about Original Belly Works and how it's completely strange, I knew a lot about JKL image searching. Which is how I dovetailed into this ridiculous Original Belly Works topic to begin with. BECAUSE HANDSOME MEN LIKE PROMOTING MPREG IN THEIR SPARE TIME. Apparently.
Oh my God, dudes. I don't even know. It was some Beverly Hills event, and they were giving away belly kits to celebrities which now that I think about it makes a lot of sense since that is exactly the kind of crazy shit celebrities go for. OH, JKL. I love how happy he looks caressing his fake baby.