Mr. Fraternity

Nov 27, 2006 17:54

I had the opportunity to witness another Mr. Fraternity while working as GC S&S. Just thought some of you would be interested in what's going on at our old stompin' grounds.
Mr. Phi Delt took first. And he deserved it. he looked nice and respectable in his black suit and he knew how to swing dance. he threw his partner around and never missed a step. very impressive.
SAE took 2nd
Phi Psi and Phi Sig tied for 3rd.

Phi Sig deserved to win, the hottie. tall, slim and incredibly nice upper body muscles. He must be a swimmer or something. Or an underwear model.

Phi Psi was odd. The crowd LOVED that kid. I didn't get it. He was tall and lean but his hair on his head and face reminded me of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. and for the evening wear competition, he walked on stage, dropped his pants to his ankles and then shuffled down the runway and back like he was wearing shackes.

Mr. Crow brother was obnoxious. his swimsuit was something his bought off the internet, i guess at a porn site becuase it was this little pink pouch which held the frank and beans and nothing else. and I do mean a LITTLE pouch. and there was a string going up his butt and up over his shoulders and then down to the pouch, holding it in place. it was not a pretty site. It was also not pretty when he sang a meatloaf song (I'll do anything for love). Like other Meatloaf songs, this one droned on and on and on. And he didnt' know any words other than the main two lines. He was loudly booed but he wouldn't leave the stage until he was done. oh and while he was singing, he was wearing long underwear, top and bottom. I don't want to know.

Other interesting moments. Some loser's question was if he could be the star in any movie, who would he be and why. He chose Ron Jeremy. Thankfully he didn't go into detail for the "why" part.
And Mr. TKE was asked about the greatest moment in his childhood and he recalled his first wet dream. Thanks for sharing.

Things I noticed in the crowd:
apparently head bands are really in. I'm so out of touch.
And are Uggs back in? I thought those were so 10 minutes ago.
Collars are now pointing up again. i thought that was so 20 years ago but i guess it's cycling back in. it makes boys look like tools and girls just look stupid. but what do i know.
the Luke Skywalker haircut is in for boys. whatever.
spandex pants, the kind i wore in 5th grade are back in,- in a big way. EWWW

oh and the highlight of the night:
remember how at concerts, people used to hold up their lighters? that has been replaced by people holding up their cell phones with the face light on.

what is this world coming to?
Previous post Next post
Up