Blatantly burgled from this place here: The Darkside of the Zodiac. Go check out how horrible you are. This Virgo has some issues with the reading (of course, being a Virgo), but all in all, it seems pretty darned accurate. Baahaha!

VIRGO

You have one belief. Everyone in life is beneath you. There isn't an idea that you can't improve upon, or ( Read more... )

Pretty much spot-on, from the people I know.

aries: angriest asshole award
taurus: number two and loving it award
gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
leo: egotist extraordinaire award
virgo: petty perfectionist award
libra: indecisive “individual” award
scorpio: secretive bastard award
sagittarius: expert ( Read more... )

Purportedly this is from Criss Angel, who seriously freaks me out. I'm still not taking part in the chain mail because, first, I don't do that stuff and, second, the description of my Zodiac is (mostly) full of crap.

Here's the meat of the email: This was interesting. Cris Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of ( Read more... )