About two hours ago, I began a new hobby that I'm calling Triple T. It stands for Trolling Trump's Twitter, and it's where I get to tell him exactly what I think of him, his butt-buddies, his American Taliban army in the wings, and all the other dumb fucks who brought this nightmare to life. Here are the first five tweets I have made. There will ( Read more... )

In late December, I requested an Uber ride up to the store. A handsome, middle-aged gentleman named Moises picked me up. I began a conversation with him, because I loved his accent, but couldn't quite pinpoint the origin. He told me that he was from Iran and that he was a movie director who made a film that that government did not like. For his ( Read more... )