The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room chp. 16 part 1
Title: The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room 16: Summer Talent Show part 1
Author: tine_cheese
Rating: PG-13
Length: ?
Warnings: Yaoi, No Plot, SMUT!
Genre: romance, drama-ish, comedy?, and randomness
Pairings: YunJae, YooSu, OTP5
Summary: Five new college students find how college life really is.
Sneak peak 1
Sneak peak 2
The Trouble Making Yoochun part 1
part 2
part 3
JaeSu Wrath
Make Jaejaejoong
Apology Dinner & JunHoMin Dude Night-out
Jaejoong Out of Control
Cereal Killer?
Getting Down
FiveDork Mission #1
YunJae in Denial?
HAWT
Something go'in ON
Little Sisters Invasion
Pleasure Always Comes First part 1
Pleasure Always Comes First part2
Its so Erotic, Its Mirotic
Saying Goodbye isn't Easy
To: Jaejoong Hyungie<”KimJJhey@hotmail.com”>
From: Our Lovely Junsu <”Im2cute4U@hotmail.com”>
Subject: Stupid Yoochun
Date: Thursday May 23, 2009 8:08 PM
Jaejoong hyung!!!!! TT________________TT
Yoochun went out again! And and...he said he was going over to Taeyeon's place for some "planning" for like the 5th time this week!! >_< what am I going to do?!!?! I'm gonna lose my man to a woman! TT.TT
How pathetic.
My life is in ruins...
I mean....it started during classes and then it went on with work and now this?!?!!? TT.TT wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
And its bad enough to lose your man to another man but to a woman!?!?! TT.TT you might as well just RIP OUT MY HEART AND LEAVE ME HEARTLESS! TO DIE!!!
Hyung....what am I going to do?
I'm bawling my eyes out and no one's here (YOOCHUN) to wipe them away.
I think I'm blind.
Hyung, hepl!
T.T I can't even spell help right...
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To: Our Lovely Junsu <”Im2cute4U@hotmail.com”>
From: Jaejoong Hyungie<”KimJJhey@hotmail.com”>
Subject: RE: Stupid Yoochun
Date: Thursday May 23, 2009 8:13 PM
Aw! Junsu-ah! Don't worry, I'll come by stat. Kay? Don't cry! I'll stop by mini mart and get you ice cream and junk food, okay?
It'll be okay. :)
remember lots of people love you! <3
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Yoochun's Cell Phone Voice mail
GREETING:
Hey, you've reached Yoochun. Ah...sadly I can't talk right now but as soon as I listen to your voice *sighs sexily* I'm sure I'll be wanting to call you back. Leave a message... talk to you soon?
YOU HAVE 4 UNHEARD MESSAGES.
*BEEP*
Oh you're a pig. Leaving poor Junsu like that! Change your voice mail message! You sound like a freaking male hooker! Do you know that right now- as I am leaving you a message so that you'll want to call me back, JUNSU your BOYFRIEND is at home crying his eyes out for you?! And what are you doing? Flirting with Taeyeon? I know the girl's nice and all but you need to get your priorities straight before your priorities decide to go elsewhere, alright? I don't know to tell you who's calling, do I?
*BEEP*
Hey oppa! Sunday's here to lighten up your day! *giggles* Your custom cake is ready for pick-up! *giggles* You're really doing well with your relationship with Junsu oppa, ne? *sighs* I wish to find a love so...true and passionate too....anyways! Come pick your cake up tomorrow since its 8 already....bye!
*BEEP*
Yoochun sunbae! Its Taeyeon. I looked everywhere and I can't find any...*sighs* they all said dolphin balloons are sold out since its a summer icon...but I'll ask Kangin! He knows someone who makes balloon shapes for a living...yeah! Okay! I'll see you tomorrow again for the Summer Talent Show meeting, kay? Remember Saturday's the auditions- we need to be thirty minutes early too. Bye, Yoochun Sunbae!
*BEEP*
Its Stephaine. Yoochun-ah! Yah! I can't believe you forgot to pick it up! I've been holding it out for you for like...days! Actually 4 days to be exact- but still! Come pick it up already! My roommate's getting suspicious on why I keep a sky blue thong and a tail vibrator! You're making me look like a pervert! If it didn't occur to you, I'm a girl! Gosh if we weren't such close friends I would just throw this junk out! Just hurry up, alright?! ....bye!
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PHONE CONVERSATION
DATE: 6/23/09
TIME: 8:38 PM
SPEAKERS:
YUNHO (YH)
CHANGMIN (CM)
YH: Changmin?
CM: I'm bored
YH: *sighs* same here...Jaejoong's at Junsu's and Yoochun's
CM: What happen?
YH: Something with Junsu crying...I care and all but its a relationship thing and I wanted to relax so I didn't go with him
CM: Oh...wanna go to the arcade?
YH: Alright! Sure!
CM: Cool- see you in 5?
YH: er...make that 10
CM: why?
YH: I feel my stomach cherning... my butt is calling for the toilet seat...aghh...
CM: Okay! Okay! No need for the details!
YH: Ghhaa....okay! Seeyouinfiveminutesbye
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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SYSTEM OF USE: MOBILE PHONES- TEXT MESSAGING
DATE: 6/24/09
TIME: 6:00 AM
PHONE OWNERS:
Jaejoong {JJ}
Junsu {JS}
JJ: Su su su su!
JS: wat?
JJ: :D guess wat?!
JS: wat?
JJ: Im gonna audition! :]
JS: 4 wat?
JJ: summer tal. show?
JS: OH. THAT.
JJ: come on. cheer ME on tho ure hating ur bb...k?
JS: fine. good luck!
JJ: yay~ thnx u wanna come w/ me?
JS: i dont wanna...he left w/o saying anything he didnt give me a kiss or anything!
JJ: well! we will get your kiss! come on!
JS: no! i have to b sumwhere
JJ: pussy
JS: yah! i aint no girlie organ!
JJ: ok then! lets go!
JS: I am not a type of piano either
JS: fine!
JJ: alright then!
JS: OK!
JJ: come on!
JS: I AM ON!
JJ: k! meet you down stairs!
JS: I AM down stairs!
JJ: k! wait 4 me
JS: k!
JJ: K!
JS: OK!
JJ: k...hehe
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PHONECONVERSATION VIA MOBILE PHONES
COMMUNICATION DEVICE: PHONES {DUH}
DATE: 6/24/09
TIME: 7:36:30 A.M.
PHONE OWNERS:
YUNHO (YH)
YOOCHUN (YC)
YH: Dude. You're on the wanted list
YC: What?
YH: You heard me
YC: DUH. I heard you- I meant what? as in what are you talking about?
YH: *sighs* Jaejoong! He's mad at you!
YC: Huh? Why?
YH: You abandoned your boyfriend for a Taeyeon
YC: What the hell? A Taeyeon? That's a little harsh
YH: I'm not being harsh- I'm being truthful. A Taeyeon is a girl who hangs out with a Yoochun 24/7
YC: You're not making any sense here
YH: What? Do you always have to make sense? Huh?! Mister I-Make-Sense-And-You-Don't?! HUH?!
YC: Are you feeling alright?
YH: OF COURSE I'M FINE! I'M GREAT!
YC: I don't think you're fi-
YH: DUDE- WHEN I SAY I'M FINE, I'M FINE OK?!
YC: Okay. Chill- take a chill pi-
YH: I TOLD YOU! JAEJOONG DOESN'T LET ME TAKE PILLS ANYMORE!
YC: Okay! Then do breathing exercises!
YH: I'M NOT A FUCKING PREGNANT WOMAN IN LABOR OKAY?! I CAN BREATH THE WAY THE HELL I WANT!
YC: PMS much?
YH: I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA AND LAST TIME I CHECK MY PENIS WASN'T BLEEDING
YC: Why are you shouting?
YH: CAUSE!
YC: Listen, I've got auditions in minutes so-
YH: JAEJOONG!
YC: What?
YH: SEX!
YC: Huh?
YH: Seeeeeeexxxxxxx.....gaaaahhhhh....
YC: Are....are you trying to tell me something here? Or are you just...going insane?
YH: FUCK YOOCHUN. I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 72 HOURS! A WHOLE MOTHER F$*(&%^&##&@*^#$@&#^$*&^ *gasps* $(&*$&%&^$#$*& DAYS!
YC: Why didn't you tell me in the first place? You were calm a minute ago!
YH: PEOPLE CHANGE
YC: Don't you jack yourself off from time to time?
YH: I can't~!
YC: Why not?
YH: Jaejoong~ He...he...
YC: He what?
YH: He's torturing me~ *whines*
YC: How?
YH: He told me he knows when I play with myself and if he catches me, he said he'll never have sex with me again!
YC: Oh my god. You're a sad excuse for a man.
YH: WHAT?! WHAT IF JUNSU THREATENED YOU?! WHAT IF HE GOES, "YOOCHUN, IF I SPOT YOU FUCKING YOURSELF I'LL NEVER LET YOUR COCK INSIDE MY ASSHOLE AGAIN" AND SMILE LIKE A FREAKING GODDESS?! SCRATCH THAT! GOD?!
YC: Uhh....no
YH: *sighs* You're no help
YC: Well...I'm not a Ineedsexrightnow specialist
YH: Whatever!
YC: Sheesh
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PHONE CONVERSATION VIA MOBILE PHONES
COMMUNICATION DEVICE: PHONES
DATE: 6/24/09
TIME: 7:40:30 A.M.
PHONE OWNERS:
YUNHO (YH)
JAEJOONG (JJ)
YH: Jaejoongieeeeeeee~
JJ: Hey
YH: I need you~
JJ: Aww, sorry baby. I can't. I'm auditioning for the summer talent show righ now
YH: Jaejoongie~ We haven't touched each other since Injae and Yunji left~
JJ: Yunho-ah, hang on. I don't think its healthy for us to have sex so much anyways
YH: Jaejoongie!
JJ: What if your dick breaks?
YH: Huh?
JJ: What if my dick breaks?
YH: Why wou-
JJ: It can happen you know
YH: But I'm hard
JJ: Just jack it off
YH: But you said-
JJ: *chuckles* I was just kidding with you! Gosh, I didn't know you were so obedient, Yunnie~
YH: ....
JJ: Hello?
YH: You're telling me I could have jacked myself off days ago?!
JJ: Uh...yeah?
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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INSTANT MESSAGING VIA MOBILE PHONES
COMMUNICATION DEVICE: PHONES
DATE: 6/24/09
TIME: 8:31:23 A.M.
PHONE OWNERS:
JAEJOONG (JJ_shock)
HYUNJOONG (HyunHubbababa)
HyunHubbababa has logged on.
JJ_shock: wtf?
HyunHubbababa: wat?
JJ_shock: HyunHubbababa?
HyunHubbababa: its cute
JJ_shock: wow
HyunHubbababa: its my new nickname :] u like?
JJ_shock: someone ran over my eyes with hot rocks. Im blind now.
HyunHubbababa: its okay
HyunHubbababa: u'll get use to it
JJ_shock: ....suuuuureeeeee.
HyunHubbababa: u luv me
JJ_shock: its saddening really
HyunHubbababa: oh cut the drama, mama
HyunHubbababa: wats up?
JJ_shock: lol. u haven't called me that in like years dude
HyunHubbababa: wats wrong w/ going back 2 da basics? ^^
JJ_shock: yea yea
HyunHubbababa: heard u tried out 4 tal. show
HyunHubbababa: u in?
JJ_shock: hell yeah! Im in!
HyunHubbababa: kudos 2 ur awesome talents!
JJ_shock: I know! I know! :D
HyunHubbababa: u gonna celebrate?
JJ_shock: yep! I havent told my bb yet tho
HyunHubbababa: hehehehe
JJ_shock: wat?
HyunHubbababa: heard from Kangin u & yunho like it rough
JJ_shock: so?
HyunHubbababa: kekekekeke
JJ_shock: stop being such a 1st grader & move on w/ ur bi life
HyunHubbababa: gasps
JJ_shock: dont try & deny it
JJ_shock: i saw u & Jungmin macking aiight?
HyunHubbababa: gasps
HyunHubbababa: when!?
JJ_shock: ...a loooong time ago?
HyunHubbababa: u did?!?!!?
JJ_shock: yes. I did
HyunHubbababa: no way...u cant tell anyone!
JJ_shock: y not?
HyunHubbababa: if my gf knows, she'll dump me 4 sure! >_<
JJ_shock: sucks 2 b u
HyunHubbababa: ...i kno
JJ_shock: so u wanna come 2 moi little party?
HyunHubbababa: will i see some smex action b/w u & ya bb?
JJ_shock: dats 4 da 2 of us only
JJ_shock: u nasty perv! eeewww!
HyunHubbababa: i was just making sure!
JJ_shock: whose ya gf anyway?
HyunHubbababa: Lina, dun u remember?
JJ_shock: oh yea
HyunHubbababa: yea
HyunHubbababa: speaking of my gf! g2g~ shes calling out my name~
JJ_shock: eww
HyunHubbababa: arent u bi 2?
JJ_shock: shes really not my type
HyunHubbababa: dats wat every1 says mama
JJ_shock: yeah
HyunHubbababa: btw
JJ_shock: yea?
HyunHubbababa: Hyungjoon's in need of your assistance
JJ_shock: :] when does he not?
HyunHubbababa: I don't know
JJ_shock: it was a retorical question hubba.
HyunHubbababa: sorry mama
JJ_shock: since Im in such a good mood, i'll let that pass
HyunHubbababa: ur a nice mama :]
JJ_shock: i know
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TEXT MESSAGE
TO: [EVERYONE]
FROM: KIM JAEJOONG
ON: 6/24/09 10:24:53 A.M.
Hey~ Guess what? I made it! :D I'm gonna perform in the summer talent show!! yay~
So! There's going to be a mini party at (if you still don't know where I{my yunnie& i} live) :
1234 Gotchi blvd. apt.# 995 Jaeyun ave. Seoul
6:00 PM, kay???
:D
bye~~~ hope u can make it!
p.s.
there will be no beer b/c i don't wanna get sick. :] bad for my pipes.
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MSN INSTANT MESSAGING
COMMUNICATION DEVICE IN USE: COMPUTER/ LAPTOP
DATE: 6/25/09
TIME: 3:26:60 P.M.
COMPUTER/ LAPTOP OWNERS:
JUNSU {yoochunsuxsASSES}
EUNHYUK {Hyukasucka}
yoochunsuxASSES(my slave) has logged on.
Hyukasucka(my subject) has logged on.
Hyukasucka: well
Hyukasucka: that was a hell of a "mini" party last night, eh?
yoochunsuxASSES: ha. tell me about it
yoochunsuxASSES: I didn't know there was going to be a fight!
Hyukasucka: by reading your username...im getting the feeling that you and your bf aren't getting along?
yoochunsuxASSES: took u long enough
yoochunsuxASSES: and they say ur my BFF! TT.TT
Hyukasucka: alright! alright! don't get your tighty whities in a huge knot!
yoochunsuxASSES: he's been hanging around Taeyeon lately...
Hyukasucka: don't they always "hang" around?
yoochunsuxASSES: yeah...but not all the time
Hyukasucka: i heard him talking to Boa about keeping his stuff
Hyukasucka: and this time! I did NOT! I REPEAT! I DID NOT "overhear" it therefore leaving some "chances" that I didn't interpret that right! I WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.
Hyukasucka: don't ask me why I was though
yoochunsuxASSES: why were you in front of them, hyukjae?
Hyukasucka: aish
Hyukasucka: didnt I just tell you not to ask me?!
yoochunsuxASSES: :]
[You've recived mail from: Jaejoongie Hyungie Subject: YUNHO'S FACE COMPARED TO HYUNJOONG'S]
Hyukasucka: cuz we were on a break in acting class! and...and...I was their human desk...
yoochunsuxASSES: did you get mail fr Jaejoong hyung?
Hyukasucka: yunho's face compared to hyunjoong? wth? is he just showing his bf's beautiful, flawless face off or wat?
yoochunsuxASSES: beautiful, flawless?
Hyukasucka: wat?
yoochunsuxASSES: y would you describle Yunho's face w/ those adjectives?
Hyukasucka: just cuz! hes hawt
yoochunsuxASSES: ...ok...
Hyukasucka: on the dance floor
Hyukasucka: hes hawt on the dance floor
Hyukasucka: i pressed the enter key before typing that whole sentence together
yoochunsuxASSES: are you...by any chance....
Hyukasucka: Im not gay! YAH!
yoochunsuxASSES: thats the same exact sentence Yunho said before he turned gay
Hyukasucka: but when you think about it, its such a waste
yoochunsuxASSES: huh?
Hyukasucka: I mean, hes really good looking and if he found a good looking wife they could have made beautiful babies
Hyukasucka: no matter how many times Yunho and Jaejoong fuck, all they get is cum and sweat
Hyukasucka: and excersise
yoochunsuxASSES: yeah...thats true
yoochunsuxASSES: too bad I'm gay too...Im such a waste as well
Hyukasucka: who said anything about you?
yoochunsuxASSES: yah! what the hell?! i'm handsome as much as the next person!
Hyukasucka: whatdya know! a hobbo's the next person! ha!
Hyukasucka: so ur as handsome as a hobo...wow
yoochunsuxASSES: yah! I'm handsome alright?! I'm fucking beautiful and I'M SEXY!
Hyukasucka: DAMN! Yunho beat Hyunjoong up REAL GOOD!
Hyukasucka: DAMN! He needs plastic surgery to recover from that. XD hahaha
yoochunsuxASSES: do you even know what happened?
Hyukasucka: no. fill me in will ya?
yoochunsuxASSES: well, when you and your dork of a buddy left, hyunjoong, yunho, and some of the other guys started playing this game. I forgot the game they played
yoochunsuxASSES: but hyunjoong raised his empty cup and called Jaejoong MAMA and asked for a refill
Hyukasucka: oh shit
yoochunsuxASSES: yea. oh shit
yoochunsuxASSES: so yunho starts it off by saying the over-rated phrase
yoochunsuxASSES: "what did you say?!"
yoochunsuxASSES: the dumbass hyunjoong is, he repeated it
Hyukasucka: oh shit!
yoochunsuxASSES: then yunho said, "No one calls MY Jaejoong MAMA! Fuck you!" then BAM!
Hyukasuck: oh shit! >:D
yoochunsuxASSES: and the fight beings!
yoochunsuxASSES: jaejoong on the other hand was talking with that freak of a bitch
Hyukasucka: eh? who?
yoochunsuxASSES: I don't even wanna type her name
Hyukasucka: taeyeon?
yoochunsuxASSES: that bitch
Hyukasucka: oh
Hyukasucka: then what?
yoochunsuxASSES: then people started chanting so jaejoong heard and came inside then stopped the fight before it got serious
Hyukasucka: from the pics he sent out
Hyukasucka: it looked like it WAS SERIOUS
yoochunsuxASSES: yeah...but before any body parts were badly broken i guess
Hyukasucka: damn
Hyukasucka: i do not wanna mess w/ yunho then!
yoochunsuxASSES: who would?!
Hyukasucka: I don't know, do u know?
yoochunsuxASSES: nimrod
yoochunsuxASSES: it was a retorical question
Hyukasucka: ouch
yoochunsuxASSES: i g2g
yoochunsuxASSES: the ASS SUCKER decided to go home :)
Hyukasucka: should I call the police to inform any murder attempts, Junsu-ya?
yoochunsuxASSES: shut up
yoochunsuxASSES: i don't do murder
yoochunsuxASSES: I'm gonna stuff his face with kimichi! :D
Hyukasucka: wtf?
yoochunsuxASSES: bye! :]
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PHONE CONVERSATION VIA MOBILE PHONES
COMMUNICATION DEVICE: PHONES
DATE: 6/26/09
TIME: 7:40:30 P.M.
PHONE OWNERS:
CHANGMIN (CM)
JAEJOONG (JJ)
CM: *sighs* You will not guess of the reason why Mr. Park Yoochun is in the hospital
JJ: What? Yoochun's in the hospital? How come I didn't know? What happened?
CM: I thought you already had enough in your hands with Yunho's ugly, throbbing face so I didn't bother borthering you
JJ: Shh! Yunho's sensitive about that issue right now
CM: Its his fault for the picking a meaningless fight! He deserves it!
JJ: Yah!
CM: Anyways, guess
JJ: You just told me I couldn't so why not jus--
CM: Just GUESS!
JJ: Okay! Umm....he fell on his head?
CM: No
JJ: He fell on his ass which was actually his brain
CM: No
JJ: He cut himself accidentally
CM: No
JJ: JUNSU cut him accidentally
CM: No
JJ: What the hell? Just tell me the reason then!
CM: Keep guessing!
JJ: He broke his penis! DUDE.
CM: Fine. Junsu stuffed Yoochun with kimichi and choked
JJ: Why does he need to go to the hospital for that?
CM: I'm not finished yet. Afterwards, Junsu accidentally hit Yoochun's head with a...A PAN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
JJ: Okay...
CM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JJ: Changmin
CM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
JJ: Chang-
CM: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
JJ: YAH!
CM: Why aren't you laughing? *sighs*
JJ: How is it funny? What's happening now? Is he alright?
CM: Sadly, yes
JJ: You're such an emo
CM: Its scene
JJ: Whatever the hell you call it when you're always so positive about the negatives!
CM: Well, that's me
JJ: Is he going to be staying at the hospital?
CM: No, he's fine to go home
JJ: What about Junsu?
CM: Him? He's bawling his eyes out crying, "I'M A MONSTER! EUNG EUNG EUNG! I KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!! WHHHAAA! I'M GOING TO HELL! I KILLED MY BOYFRIEND! AAAAHHHA HA HA!!"
JJ: *distances the phone from his ear* Thanks Changmin, thanks for that example
CM: No prob. Hey, hyung. Can you cook me food?
JJ: No. I'm too busy with Yunho's ugly, throbbing face remember?
Background; Yunho: HEY! I AM NOT UGLY! AND MY FACE STOPPED THROBBING FIVE MINUTES AGO! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
JJ: You hear that? His face stopped throbbing five minutes ago
CM: You're evil
JJ: Yeah and my ass likes you
CM: Eww...
JJ: Exactly
CM: What's your point?
JJ: Bye Changmin
CM: Wait what-
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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SEU RADIO SHOW- Choo Choo Radio
LOCATION: Seoul Everything University Media Center
DATE: Monday, June 29, 2009 6/29/09
TIME: 7:30:21 PM
HOSTS:
Kangin
Taeyeon
Taeyeon: Ye, and on our next corner! We have the Weekly SEU Student News.
Kangin: Last week, student Park Yoochun was sent to the hospital due to a concusion caused by his room mate, Kim Junsu
Taeyeon: I'd like to apologize to Kim Junsu-ssi actually...umm...
Kangin: *clears throat* Umm...yes, the whole story was uh- Taeyeon, would you like to tell our listeners what actually happened?
Taeyeon: Sure *sighs* For all the SEU students, this week is our Summer talent show everyone knows about that. Yes?
Kangin: Yep! I bought my ticket. Did you get your tickets yet?
Taeyeon: Yes, and for this talent show I am co-manager with Yoochun-ssi as the manager. So, in order for us to do a great talent show we had to put all of our best ideas out and discuss about planning and things. Yoochun-ssi and I spent a lot of time together, plotting and making sure that things would go smoothly but on top of that Yoochun-ssi was also planning their anniversary
Kangin: Oh...anni-anniversary? For what?
Taeyeon: Oh- um, Junsu's and Yoochun's bo-best friends anniversary because this year its going to be their 5th year together as really close friends
Kangin: Oh..that's nice
Taeyeon: Yes, it is but Junsu-ssi was misled and thought that Yoochun-ssi and I were dating
Kangin: OH
Taeyeon: We- we're not dating. We're just friends
Kangin: Ah, okay- they are just friends *chuckles* Oh, we're suddenly getting many feedbacks on our boards
Taeyeon: So, Junsu-ssi got a little mad and hit Yoochun-ssi but after the hospital visit, Yoochun-ssi told Junsu-ssi what he had in plan because he was obviously mad
Kangin: Oooohhhh....
Taeyeon: *chuckles* Yes, so this talent show we've got more in store for you guys! Please go
Kangin: So, you guys are all good now right?
Taeyeon: Yes, we are but I just wanted to apologize to Junsu-ssi *sighs* So..umm...Junsu-ssi! If you are listening, I'm sorry for misleading you with my actions with Yoochun-ssi. You guys are a really cute couple- couple of friends *chuckles*
Kangin: Alright! Junsu-yah! You heard it from Choo Choo Radio!
Taeyeon: *laughs* Yes! And on other news! Oh...umm... the new transfered student from the Philippines Sandra Park has caused five people to go deaf due to her screaming at night...umm
Kangin: Apperantly, she is afraid of the dark and when she drifts off to sleep she screams her head off. These fellow students are all from the dance group of 2PM-- one of guys i nthe group, Jaebum also almost lost his eye ball due to what started out to be a friendly game of chopstick swords! We feel your pain 2PM dudes- we'd do a silent moment but it past 2 PM and it is not good for our show *sighs*
Taeyeon: Another event that happened this week is....Yunho and Hyunjoong battle
Kangin: Last week as well, Kim Jaejoong threw a mini party for celebrating his success in auditioning for the talent show. Words were said and actions were done, leading to a battle between the two. The university's nurses confirmered that there were not broken bones just bruises and very, very deformed faces
Taeyeon: *clears throats to stop from laughing* Yes...and that is all for this corner! Next we have- oh, we've got a caller!
Kangin: *clears throat* Yeobseyo, Choo Choo Radio! Whose Choo Choo you?
Caller: Hi. This is Hyunjoong. Kim Hyunjoong.
Kangin: OH. Hyunjoong! Hello! What would you like to say to our listeners tonight?
Hyunjoong: Hi. I'd like to say a shout out to all my tight BFFs! YOOO!!! My girlfriend~ You know who you are~ *hisses* jungmin *clears throat* And that YUNHO'S A FREAKING WACKO! THAT'S NOT THE WHOLE STORY BEHIND IT! HE! HE STARTED IT! I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME IN THE PARTY UNTIL I CALLED JAEJOONG "MAMA" WHAT?! ITS HIS NICKNAME! THEN HIS GOES AND FUCKING- BEEP BEEP BEEP
Kangin: *chuckles nervously* Ah...and uh...there- that was our umm...friend, Hyunjoong *gulps* Taeyeon, please move on with the show
Taeyeon: Uh-yes. Umm... our next segment is...How Do you Say it, Tae? *claps* In this segment, we will read your sent messages about words or text that you do not understand with the Korean Language.
Kangin: Yes! Now, let's start off with reading! Radio name is Tatabloyo and his message is: Hey! Its me~ Tablo! I was just thinking the other day when I was writing new lyrics for this piece. Does it make sense if I say FA Q instead of saying F.A.Q. for Frequently Asked Questions?
Kangin: Hmm...fa q....fa q.....Taeyeon-ah, what do you think?
Taeyeon: Well...I think people would be a little puzzled if it was written differently. If it does stand for Frequently Asked Questions then I think you should just stick with saying. F.A.Q. instead of FA Q
Kangin: Alright! Next radio name: FlowaSowaBoa and her message is: Hey guys~ Its BoA and I was just wondering if saying everything with the ending "ey" would sound cool. Like how McDonalds is indorsing McCafe- you know? Chor-ey, Van-ey, Food-ey-- what do you think?
Kangin: I think it sounds stupid. Gawd. BoA! What the hell?! Just because you went to America for a week doesn't make you a freaking American! Stop trying to make a new trend! Just stick to dancing and singing and don't butt into Grammar changes! What good was going to America anyway?!
Taeyeon: Umm...isn't that a little harsh...Kangin oppa?
Kangin: She can take it- haha...she owes me ramen anyways
Taeyeon: Okay...
Kangin: Just felt like bashing on someone
Taeyeon: Well...that wraps up tonight's Choo Choo Radio show! Thank you for listening! Oh! And the Talent show is this Friday! Please come! Thank you~ Next song playing is Dong Bang Shin Ki's Mirotic Jumon
Kangin: Yeah yeah! Yeah yeeeeaaahhh whooooo~
Taeyeon: *laughs* Goodnight!
Kangin: You know you got it! YYYEEEEEEAAAAA!
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part 2 will come soon. ^-^ Do ya like the poster?? ^^