On a lighter note...

Jan 05, 2009 15:48

Anyone have any good ideas to get rid of "Ron"? I thought if I ignored him and deleted his comments he would go away, but its been months and hes more persistent then ever.
You guys know who I'm talking about, right? The obnoxious weirdo stalker with an AOL account that has been harassing me with his strange, grammatically challenged, disturbingly persistent (albeit affectionate) comments for years? When I've bothered to check his IP address lately, it appears near Wichita, Kansas. I seem to remember it being in Florida, too- although I've been deleting so many of his comments I can't be sure.
For a long time, I felt badly about my hatred for Ron- there is obviously something wrong with him, and he isn't doing any harm- but with each passing year, my patience is growing ever thinner.
No matter what I do, no matter how politely or rudely I ask him to go away, there he is, insistent in his "love" for me despite how "mean" I am to him.
I can't remember much about him, although for some reason my memory insists that I have seen a picture of him- a mentally impaired old man standing with Goofy (or was it Mickey?) in front of Epcot Center.
In all seriousness I know that there is no way to prevent Ron from violating the sanctity of my journal with his asinine comments- short of locking my entire journal. (I get it, I get it, I can't have public entries and expect to be selective about the public) But more importantly, I would like to take a little bit of time to vent about Ron, and laugh at the absurdity of the situation- this ancient, friendly retard who will not go away. Any ideas -the more humorous the better-for ridding myself of this pest would be appreciated.
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