Tina was on the living room couch in her dad's house, Artie directly in front of her. Clearly drunk, she haphazardly pointed out the mistletoe that hung above them from the archway before she lurched forward and clumsily landed a kiss on the side of his jaw. After she pulled back, he leaned in and kissed her on the lips ( Read more... )

My parents divorce was finalized last week and for a moment I just dwelt on that fear of being destined to be as unhappy as them. And then Eli came into the room and I realized...

Who said I had to be? I'm doing what I love, and I have this amazing guy in my life and it's like that moment in Clueless where colorful fountains light up and Cher ( Read more... )

Which basically just means I woke up craving pudding.

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Which basically, basically means I'm growing delirious from waiting here for too long. It's like it doesn't matter that I finally caved and rented a room at some hotel by the freeway, because my back still hurts, my brain still hurts, and-do I even like pudding ( Read more... )

Today, I woke up in a puddle of coffee.

And it wasn’t even mine.

I figured drowning face-first in some stranger’s spilled cup of Starbucks would be a pathetic way to go, so I lifted my head with a grimace and tried to figure out what the hell just happened. By the looks of it, you would think there was some massive earthquake or terrorist attack ( Read more... )