Go fuck yourselves San Diego

Dec 30, 2004 13:06

All I have to say is: Monica D, jew made my day complete. Here are the top 10 moments from last year's New Years' Eve that only one person will find funny, but I ain't give no shits:

1. the sea of macaroni
2. Sarah Kelly's "head" position
3. the Brian Hanrahan threesome
4. Alix Grasso's itty bitty titties
5. "I could go for a screwdriver and a butt."
6. Do you think Burger King breakfast is still open?
7. the Monica and Tim fart dances
8. "I bet she doesn't even WANT IT NOW!!!!"
9. Alicia's explosive diarrhea
10. keep on rockin' in the free world

I'm sorry, but I don't think we can top that. This class is falling apart like my life. Good night.
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