If I was a rich girl... na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
The weirdest fucking shit went down today. Okay, I realized this morning when I was trying to call Colette to let me into the store that my phone had run out of minutes. Jesus. However, I still had my mind set on going shopping in the cit-a-litty so after workoriffic I bopped up 9 exitos to Braintoree and prepared for take-off. Sooooooooo, as I was walking toward the train station, I noticed two girls DIRECTLY in front of me, one of whom looked peculiarly like J. Buc (aka Jamie Buchhianeri). Well, these lovely young whores, I mean girls paid for their tokens and then one of them turned around to reveal herself as the unmistakable Jade Dillingham, accompanied by (as I had suspected) Jamie Buc. "OH MY GAD JADE DILLINGHAM AND JAMIE BUCCHIANERI!!!!" I yelled to them. And thus, we traversed to the lovely city de Bostown tagetha and took REALLY GOOD pickshiz wit Jade-a-Lade's digi cammy. So that was weird enough seeing as the chances of that happening are simply one in a whole shit load o' numbiz. Sooooo, as we were in Newbury Comics (on Newbury) I suddenly got separated from the two bitches and, much to my surprise, when I was searching for them I stumbled upon the unmistakably gay Eric Sherlock plus boyfriend Derek. SO FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSSSSS!!!!!!! Jen Allen was also there, with TJ plus bf annnnndddd this guy named Norman who was ALSO GAY and some random bitches aka fag hags who were really fucking annoying. We all collaborated in Urban Outifitters (as Jade proclaimed, "We gots ta get some Urb (herb) i.e. oregano, paprika, etc.") and Norman told us this hilariously good joke about brocolli... it's a good one for pahties if you bitches out there wanna hear it, just ask. So that was just two totally outrageous run-ins for the day. I also spent only about a third of my Christmas money today (and I got a lot of shit too, I was freakin surprised like a motherfucker) so you all know what that means... WHO'S GOIN' SHOPPIN' WITH THE WILDEST MUTHAFUCKA KNOWN TO MAN (monica a. dwhalen) AT THE BEST MUTHAFUCKIN' MALL (ssp) THIS SIDE O' THE SOUTH SHORE????????? Sho nuff, it's Rayneesha, I mean me. Haha. TT don't pose for pictures! Iz off dis bitches.