Fuck Clubs
So I've decided clubs suck ass. We went to one, it was lame. Everyone there was piss ass drunk standing in little groups, cept for a few whores dancing all over each other. Then we went to another club the next night. Club La Vela (The Largest Club in the USA) and it was equally as sucktastic. There are supposed to be 7 "Theme" rooms, one of which is a VIP members club, so we're down to 6, 1 was the pool, closed most of the time, down to 5. Another is a sake bar, lame, down to 4. then we have the darkroom, a teen only, sleepover kinda sneak the boys into the basement for a round of "5 minutes in heaven" in the broom closet kinda place. Gay. Down to three. We have the techno room, where there was one queer in a madonna shirt rubbing himself in a corner, I think he THOUGHT he was dancing, but I might be mistaken.
Then we have the two rooms with people in them, the underground, and the rock arena (rap, and rock respectivly.) The Rock room was pretty cool, we went in there, and some band was playing, they played some sublime, and a lil weezer, some orginal stuff, and a cover of "play that funky music" not bad. Not a huge fan of the music, but they had talent none the less. They took a break, and let some band on hat played some sweet music, incubus, seether, breaking bejamin, but they sucked ass. like horribly sucked. It hurt my ears to even THINK that shit was music.
Then we have the Underground, the rap room, surely theres crazy shit in here, people dancing, naked ladies, beer flowing like water and the like right? Hell no, that would have actually been cool. Instead it was 500+ Weiners and a total of 5 vaginas, cramped into an area the size of a small bathroom, people with bad breath, worse body odor, and a severe lack of any kind of dancing talent. Drinking isn't the problem, I made damn sure I was well drunk before embarking for said night club. It truly did just suck, i could save myself the 15 dollar fucking cover and go take a dirty thirty to the beach and get drunk, and have more fun doing it.
So, in conclusion, Night Clubs suck, warm weather and beer do not. Ladies in skimpy binkinis rock, but not when theres 4 of them on the entire 27 miles of shimmering beach in Panama City Beach, FL.
Then we have the two rooms with people in them, the underground, and the rock arena (rap, and rock respectivly.) The Rock room was pretty cool, we went in there, and some band was playing, they played some sublime, and a lil weezer, some orginal stuff, and a cover of "play that funky music" not bad. Not a huge fan of the music, but they had talent none the less. They took a break, and let some band on hat played some sweet music, incubus, seether, breaking bejamin, but they sucked ass. like horribly sucked. It hurt my ears to even THINK that shit was music.
Then we have the Underground, the rap room, surely theres crazy shit in here, people dancing, naked ladies, beer flowing like water and the like right? Hell no, that would have actually been cool. Instead it was 500+ Weiners and a total of 5 vaginas, cramped into an area the size of a small bathroom, people with bad breath, worse body odor, and a severe lack of any kind of dancing talent. Drinking isn't the problem, I made damn sure I was well drunk before embarking for said night club. It truly did just suck, i could save myself the 15 dollar fucking cover and go take a dirty thirty to the beach and get drunk, and have more fun doing it.
So, in conclusion, Night Clubs suck, warm weather and beer do not. Ladies in skimpy binkinis rock, but not when theres 4 of them on the entire 27 miles of shimmering beach in Panama City Beach, FL.