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[timisnotme]

*So this should probably be locked to Bhamba since that's who it's directed at, but Tim feels like bitching out the entire mansion. Because seriously guys? This isn't funny.*

I don't know what the fuck you're playing at, but I'm not raising your little crocodile. Come pick this thing up and the incubator in the next hour or I'm throwing it out the

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[angel_junk]

[ Bhamba opens the video feed. He looks into the camera, adjusts his tie, cleans his throat and pauses. Then:]

Do you really think I have nothing better to do than hide crocodile eggs in people's rooms?! I didn't give you that egg, I don't even know you!

[timisnotme]

THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING IN MY CLOSET?

This incubator even says: "Property of Dr. Bhamba. Please return if found" on the bottom of it!!!

1/2

[angel_junk]

[ HSFGHHHWARFFFGARBL!!! ]

2/2

[angel_junk]

[ . . . . ]

That is odd.

Re: 2/2

[timisnotme]

Uh-huh. Odd. Right.

Why the fuck did you give this thing to me?

[angel_junk]

I didn't! Are you even listening?!

[ And then! SUDDEN COMPREHENSION! ]

You stole one of my eggs!

[timisnotme]

I didn't steal it!!!! I don't even want it!

Take it back or I'm going to make an omlette out the window.

[angel_junk]

I don't even want you to have it!

I will send somebody to pick it up right now.

[timisnotme]

When did you get minions to do your errands?

[angel_junk]

Not a minion. Its mother.

[timisnotme]

You.....

You wouldn't. *narrow eyed glare at the comm*

[angel_junk]

Why?

I thought you wanted it gone.

[ In the background something green and scaly is moving. Bhamba calls out after it. ]

Nine, nine, nine!

[timisnotme]

*There's a blank stare at the comm for a good minute... And then:

SHIT!!!!

*And Tim is currently piling everything he owns against the door.*

[angel_junk]

So what?

Now you're going to hold the egg hostage?

[timisnotme]

I'm not holding it hostage!! I don't want an angry 8 foot crocodile in my room!!

[angel_junk]

12 foot.