Too Much Fun
Aw man, just when I thought I couldn't possibly have any more fun than I did the night before last ....it was a freakin' party up in there! When I first came in I was trying to be all professional and stuff. It got pretty busy because we got hit with all the swing windows closing at the same time, plus we had to make up some grave windows for our people. Even though there was three of us we still pretty much got slammed real good for the first hour. I was doing cash today (counting drawers, making drawers, verifying money), Thomas was on paperwork, and Carolyn was on "chillin' while her trainees worked"! Haha! It died down around 2 or so then we started bugging out. I can't even remember everything we laughed about but some of it was: how her husband shovels his food when they go out to eat, how Yota never balances, and...Bob (click on Bob's name to see Bob). He's just funny as hell. Now that I can really kick back and listen to him...some of the stuff he says and does is just completely off the wall. He's hilarious. I actually fell out on the floor laughing because of him. He put this form in front of me to sign saying that I agreed to work the 4 tens. I looked at him and said "I'm not sure if I want to sign that", just busting his balls. He's like "You must think this is a democracy" or something like that. Then I looked at it again and said "I have to read the fine print first". He looked at me and made this kind of "pppppppppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrr" sound with his lips and walked off. I looked at Carolyn and said "Ill!" She said "That sounded like a horse" and started laughing. Then she said "Oh, wait...camels do the same thing...and they spit too". So then I had this vision of a camel standing there making that sound and I just lost it! I laughed so hard I had to ask Thomas to pick me up off the floor. Carolyn had tears in her eyes. Then later I think the three of us were talking about those theater looking TVs and I said I wanted one. Bob said "How much do they cost?" and I said "Well, the ones I was looking at were three thousand dollars?" He said "Yeah I know". Yeah I know? How do you know? Were you with me when I was looking at the TVs? Do you have ESP? Are you psychic? Are you my twin? That was funny as shit. We were cracking up at that too. The rest of the night I just teased with him back and forth. We were actually very friendly and playful this evening. I think we're both getting past all the bullshit and getting back to where we were before. I did used to have mad funny conversations with him before all the drama. Hehe, he let me take his picture even. I mean he came in the bank and was all posing for the picture and everything. I was surprised that he let me do it. I thought it was really cool. Of course he had to open his big ole mouth and tell LaShana and Rosalyn that I took a picture of him so they were all teasing me. Grinning and saying "What you gonna do with that picture?" and "Ooooooh, don't let your husband see it". Thank God Mrs. Jackie wasn't there. It would have been brutal. I did get pissed once last night and was ready to fight Kesha. Like I said she's kinda crazy and simple and is always laughing and playing around. I think it's just 'cause she's a young girl. Well, after about two weeks of her being like that, she started to irk me. Tonight she finally showed her ass. She came up to my bank for money and I asked her what she needed. She said $50,000 so I went into my drawer and pulled out a bundle of $50,000 which was five packs of $10,000 unclipped hundreds. Then she decided she wanted $40,000, then $30,000, then she asked me "What should I get?". I told her forty. She looked down at the money, saw that it was unclipped and decided she then wanted $35,000 which meant I would have to break open one of the $10,000 straps and count out $5,000 so she could have that amount. I thought she was kidding so I said "No...thirty or forty". She said "No, I want $35,000". I said "I'm not breaking open this ten thousand, get either $30,000 or $40,000. She kept on insisting that I was going to count that money out. I felt as though she was trying to belittle me and force me to do something I didn't want to do so I told her she was going to get $30,000, $40,000, or nothing. She said "Well, I'm calling a supervisor". I said "Go ahead". She really called a supervisor...Rosalyn. I was so pissed. Not that I got in any trouble or anything, but the whole principle of the thing pissed me off. She was just giving me a hard time 'cause she felt like it, then she committed the ultimate sin by ratting a fellow cashier out to a Supervisor. In my book...that's just foul! To make it worse, she came back later for more money so she could have actually taken the freaking forty grand and not put me through all that. Bitch. So, I went on break and tried to cool off. When I came back she said some smart shit and I told LaShana and Bob to keep her the fuck away from me or I would lose my job. I have no tolerance for "young girl shit". I'm almost thirty years old. This bitch must think because I wear pigtails that I'm one of her little girlfriends she can disrespect any time she feels like it! No sir! Next time she gets my foot up her ass. Poor Bob came in the back for a cup of coffee and had to hear me bitch to him. LOL. Then I talked to him about movies and stuff and we somehow got on the topic of Whitney Houston. He admitted to thinking she was hot before crackhead stage. I guess he does like brown sugar after all *shrugs*. After I cooled off some we laughed and joked right till the end of the shift. We were $100 short and we tried really hard to find it but we couldn't. We figured the money was probably mixed or something. We ended up taking the variance ($33 a piece). I don't like not balancing, but hey, you gotta know when to call it quits. Maybe day shift will find the money. Well, time for me to go get some more of that sleep. I'm not with Carolyn tonight. I'm with Melissa which I know will be cool 'cause she's funny as all hell too. Thomas is off. Can't wait till this night's over.
