Throw Down 006 [voice]
[The device clicks on to a baby screaming as loud as a tiny baby can scream and Emmett trying to calm it down. Where the hell is Rose when you need her? She's good with kids and this baby isn't like Nessie who is freakishly well behaved even with the whole face touching thing.]
Emmettalie Baseball, seriously, you are a robot baby. Shut up.
[If anyone can see Emmett they'd see him pacing and bouncing the baby. Rather violently because, well, it's not real and he can't honestly help it. There's a long pause of the baby either calming down from what he's doing or simply so the bouncing will stop. Or maybe it's Emmett 'singing'.]
See? Papa Emmett is awesome at this. Except the food thing because Nessie likes blood and I don't think you do. But that's okay, someone can come and do that part. Okay, so now that I've got your attention here is the lesson for the day; bears. Now, you may think bears are cute and cuddly and awesome but let me tell you Emmettalie Baseball that they're not. Bears will rip your fucking head off and shank you when you're not looking. So [rustling as he props the baby up on the bed with cushions so it can view his demonstrations] I'll show you the moves so you can throw down.
[[ooc: Yes I am evil. Also Emmettalie Baseball is from Growing Up Cullen and feel free to ask if it's a boy or a girl because Emmett hasn't had to deal with changing yet. All his song choices? Rap/hip hop.]]
Emmettalie Baseball, seriously, you are a robot baby. Shut up.
[If anyone can see Emmett they'd see him pacing and bouncing the baby. Rather violently because, well, it's not real and he can't honestly help it. There's a long pause of the baby either calming down from what he's doing or simply so the bouncing will stop. Or maybe it's Emmett 'singing'.]
See? Papa Emmett is awesome at this. Except the food thing because Nessie likes blood and I don't think you do. But that's okay, someone can come and do that part. Okay, so now that I've got your attention here is the lesson for the day; bears. Now, you may think bears are cute and cuddly and awesome but let me tell you Emmettalie Baseball that they're not. Bears will rip your fucking head off and shank you when you're not looking. So [rustling as he props the baby up on the bed with cushions so it can view his demonstrations] I'll show you the moves so you can throw down.
[[ooc: Yes I am evil. Also Emmettalie Baseball is from Growing Up Cullen and feel free to ask if it's a boy or a girl because Emmett hasn't had to deal with changing yet. All his song choices? Rap/hip hop.]]