*Why Martini should never be given sugar. Ever*

[time_schizo]

OMGitsmybirthdayandilovebirthdaysdon'tyoulikebirthdaystoo?Igotpresentsandthatmademeveryhappyandihadcakeforbreakfastandthatwashappytimestooandtodayishasbeenoneofmyfavoritebirthdayslikeever!!Yaaaaaaay!

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[watch_the_nails]

Why the hell do you get excited about birthdays?

[time_schizo]

Because, grumpy kitty, this year its a good birthday!!!

[watch_the_nails]

But y'can piss around with time an' stuff, right? So why should it matter?

[time_schizo]

Okay, clearly you don't know the difference between time manipulation and time travel. And its 'cause I like remembering my birthday. Gives me a marker to measure time by, and every other year or so they turn out to be a good day.

[a_soul_awake]

Happy birthday, Martini.

[time_schizo]

Thank you, Hope!!

[un_move_able]

*ducks and covers his head as Martini zips past him*

[time_schizo]

*Martini spies Fred and skids to a halt, holding a plate with a generous slice of cake and a fork neatly stuck in it.* Cake?

[un_move_able]

CAAAAAAAAAAKEOMNOMNOM

[time_schizo]

*Yanks his hand back to make sure it doesn't get bitten right off.* Wow. It's like watching a movie on fast-forward.

[movetheearth]

[Is seriously contemplating asking Hope if he can 'borrow' a tablet or two to take the edge off of Martini's suger/adrenaline/birthday high]

Mark you are going to burn out in a minute!

[time_schizo]

[Sticks his tongue out at Ric as he goes zipping past.]
Iamnot! BesidesIonlyhadlikesixslicesofcake. Nobiggie!

[movetheearth]

Hang on! Six!? [Tries to grab Mark but ends up with thin air. Grumble.] Where did you get six silces! MARK! MARK!!!!

[time_schizo]

[Appears right next to Ric.] Idk. Can't remember much after slice numero tres!

[acold_burden]

[Laughs] That's worse than the time I had an energy drink. Happy birthday Martini!

[She even drew you a picture.]

[time_schizo]

Thanks lots Cassie!! [Offers her yet another slice of cake he pulled from nowhere.]