*Why Martini should never be given sugar. Ever*

[time_schizo]

OMGitsmybirthdayandilovebirthdaysdon'tyoulikebirthdaystoo?Igotpresentsandthatmademeveryhappyandihadcakeforbreakfastandthatwashappytimestooandtodayishasbeenoneofmyfavoritebirthdayslikeever!!Yaaaaaaay!

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[watch_the_nails]

Why the hell do you get excited about birthdays?

[time_schizo]

Because, grumpy kitty, this year its a good birthday!!!

[watch_the_nails]

But y'can piss around with time an' stuff, right? So why should it matter?

[time_schizo]

Okay, clearly you don't know the difference between time manipulation and time travel. And its 'cause I like remembering my birthday. Gives me a marker to measure time by, and every other year or so they turn out to be a good day.

[watch_the_nails]

But if y'have a shit one, y'can go back and find a good one. Don't make no sense.

[time_schizo]

Hush, you. I can put up with your attitude the other 364 days of the year, but if you continue in the manner which you currently are, I will freeze you solid and toss you over that cliff without any remorse whatsoever.

[watch_the_nails]

...fuckin' freak.

[time_schizo]

Aw, you know you love me.