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MY FIRST ONLY FIRST ENTRY
So today I was late for Philosophy. As a great man, Arthur Dent, of the infamous series Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, once said, “Today must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.” This is much the same in my case.
Mmm, Philosophy 21H. Despite my teacher’s splendid methods of motivation (proofs… proofs… PROOFS), I’m not really in a particularly philosophical mood right now… but let’s give it a shot, what the hell.
Why are we here?
Do people have souls?
Why does Natalya make that low, strange grunting noise?
She appreciates it when I say that. I know. This is good.
On the way to philosophy today, I saw a girl with a shirt that said:
“I’m big on the pig.”
This confused me, and maybe I’m missing some blatantly obvious organization all about the pig, but the images that instantly popped into my mind were these:
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Any questions?
If you have any idea what that shirt actually means, tell me. It's probably one of those things that home-grown North Carolinians know that I don't, such as the real meaning of hook-up and Cheerwine (ask me in person if you care).
So this is my first entry, and it seems to be off to a spectacularly random start. My life seems rather uninteresting to everyone except me, so we might as well preserve that randomness and go ahead and destroy the innocence of my livejournal (brought to you by Tim in conjunction with LiveJournal.com). I’ll tell about last night and my thoughts. Firstly, I supported Columbia last night and assisted Ben in funding for some of that good ole Mary Jane. My first drug deal. I feel insignificant.
We ALSO got the latest Playboy at the MiniMart by Granville Towers. Does this make us (Ben and I, we already know Katie and Natalya are) perverts? I don’t think so, and for a very specific reason. The girl on the front cover is actually a schoolmate of mine, seeing as how this edition is on the girls of the ACC. She is a Chapel Hillian, and I feel that my school is being properly represented in today’s culture now.
Anywho, I now can say to this girl, if I ever see her here, or recognize her without all the Photoshop jobs, that I have seen her naked. But let’s be honest, so can most of the rest of the campus, more than likely. Not only because she’s in Playboy, but because chances are good if she’s willing to be in Playboy, many of the people on campus had PROBABLY seen her in the nude before her debut on the national scene.
So upon re-evaluating my entry, I’ve realized that my overall attitude is both very random and happy. The first coincides well with the average livejournal user, but I’m afraid my relatively constant happy outlook is in combat with the rest of livejournal… For this reason, chances are good I will post much less than most of you, but you can relax and feel comforted by the fact that I promise my page will be plastered with plenty of particularly pivotal points to ponder until the next entry. I hope you have enjoyed this entry, I’ll do my best to post again sometime soon. Probably next Thursday. Adieu.
PS - Alot of this is practice in HTML. Maybe next time I won't post rotund women and make my girlfriend twitch at my comments. Maybe I will. I am my own person.
ps. i love natalya :) ... and steak sauce