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Brad: please tell me you have the new 50 cent cd
Nick: nope, im boycotting him
Brad: dang, why are you boycotting fitty?
Nick: because i started thinking: number one, he is a dick to his label-mates, he is not a hard-core gangsta like he pretends, and number three, every song he has sounds the same when you get right down to it
Brad: he took shots like pac
Nick: yeah, but the thing is, Pac shot people back
Brad: ha ha
Nick: fitty just got shot... since when does that make you gangsta? I could go do that RIGHT NOW.
Brad: 50 cent is pure gangster.
Brad: only gangsters take people to the candy shop
Nick: haha
Nick: false
Nick: look, the whole fued with The Game?
Nick: how pussy was that?
Brad: yeah what happened with the game? i never heard the story on that.
Nick: well, 50 signs Game to G-unit, 50 talks shit about jada and everyone
Brad: yeah
Brad: nas
Brad: fat joe
Nick: 50 demands that everyone in G-unit dis on all those guys
Nick: and Game says wait a minute, I aint never had no problems with these niggas, so 50 throws a temper tantrum, and kicks him out of G-unit
Nick: now, there are two reasons why this makes 50 cent a pussy
Brad: hate it or love it the underdog's on top.
Brad: hit me
Nick: number one, a real gangsta wouldn't tell anyone "you need to senslessly attack these guys because I do"... would Tupac say "hey guys help me take these other rappers on"? shit no, he would outrap them ALL by HIMSELF
Nick: and possibly kill them
Brad: agreed
Brad: ha ha
Nick: secondly
Nick: if someone in your clique refuses an order from you, the leader, do you talk shit about him and kick him out of your little club?
Nick: no, you fucking kill him, 9 times
Nick: but instead, 50 kicks him out, THEN gives into pressure from his label, and MAKES UP WITH HIM... some gangsta he is
Brad: 50 talks about killing careers not people though. that's his style.
Nick: thats fine, so he is a ruthless businessman... so is Bill Gates
Nick: and no one accuses Billy of being "gangsta"
Brad: ha ha
Brad: you make a good case...for a portuguese cowboy.
Nick: every time you say that my mind puts it to the cadence of Rhinestone cowboy
Brad: nice
Brad: so basically we've come to the conclusion that 50 cent is boss and you need his album.
Nick: i was actually thinking about downloading the whole thing and giving it to everyone for free
Brad: ha ha
Brad: stick it to him
Nick: exactly
Nick: now, if i did that to Tupac, i would be afraid for my life
Nick: doing it to 50 makes me afraid of a stern talking to
Brad: he'll dis you on his next record
Nick: exactly, and then I will shoot him 10 times and HE will become more gangsta
Brad: he'll have somebody run up on you with a shank, for just a few pennies out his piggy bank.
Nick: if by "Shank" you mean lawsuit and "piggy bank" you mean bloated bank account built by selling the same beat 100 times"
Brad: dang, you're hardcore
Nick: see, here is the thing though
Nick: 50 has completely changed the idea of gangsta
Nick: like, i could threaten to shoot you for calling me a queer
Nick: but if i did, all that does is make you cool, somehow
Nick: like "Hey guys, I am awesome at getting bitch-made. Buy my CD!"
Brad: ha ha
Brad: so does it make you hostile that everybody compares 50 to pac?
Nick: yes, and it should make you hostile too
Brad: but i dig 50
Nick: well he has a good beat
Nick: notice the singular
Brad: ha ha
Brad: yeah, i dig his beat
Nick: but he is not pac
Brad: no
Nick: not even CLOSE
Brad: pac was a ryder
Nick: i would say maybe Jay Z
Nick: or trick daddy... trick daddy kills people
Brad: ha ha
Brad: so are you saying that 50 is the real wangsta?
Nick: indeed
Nick: furthermore
Nick: his first CD in 1999 which was unreleased, made fun of numerous rappers... then a year later he got shot
Nick: it had to be something coming from the rappers he dissed... but did he retaliate? a real gangsta would of been out killing people as soon as he got out of the hospital
Brad: but he's got guns the size of lil' bow wow.
Nick: so he lifts weights
Nick: i bet Justin Timberlake can do a mean sit-up as well
Brad: ha ha
Brad: got opinions?
Nick: heh
Brad: I miss the furious costafest
Nick: the furious costafest still rages on my friend
Nick: see, and one day, if he hangs with Em and Dre long enough, he may kill people
Nick: but now? he is just a pussy, I wouldnt be the least bit surprised to learn that Em and Dre brought him aboard as a bullet shield, since he is adept at getting shot... nigga soaks up bullets like a sponge
Brad: i think he's just decided that he can only spend his money if he's not in jail. so he talks smack but won't act on it because he knows it's just trouble.
Nick: exactly, gangstas dont do that, gangstas dont give a FUHK
Nick: fuhk the police, and all that
Brad: 50 throws parties at his house in connecticut
Brad: that's funny to me
Nick: indeed
Nick: hes like a 50 year old white republican
Brad: he bought mike tyson's crib
Brad: 50 even dogs vivica
Brad: you gotta give him props for that, it's funny
Nick: yeah ill give him that
Nick: he is funny and entertaining, and he has some good music to dance to
Nick: he just isnt gangsta
So there you have it kids, 50 is a pussy.
Nick: nope, im boycotting him
Brad: dang, why are you boycotting fitty?
Nick: because i started thinking: number one, he is a dick to his label-mates, he is not a hard-core gangsta like he pretends, and number three, every song he has sounds the same when you get right down to it
Brad: he took shots like pac
Nick: yeah, but the thing is, Pac shot people back
Brad: ha ha
Nick: fitty just got shot... since when does that make you gangsta? I could go do that RIGHT NOW.
Brad: 50 cent is pure gangster.
Brad: only gangsters take people to the candy shop
Nick: haha
Nick: false
Nick: look, the whole fued with The Game?
Nick: how pussy was that?
Brad: yeah what happened with the game? i never heard the story on that.
Nick: well, 50 signs Game to G-unit, 50 talks shit about jada and everyone
Brad: yeah
Brad: nas
Brad: fat joe
Nick: 50 demands that everyone in G-unit dis on all those guys
Nick: and Game says wait a minute, I aint never had no problems with these niggas, so 50 throws a temper tantrum, and kicks him out of G-unit
Nick: now, there are two reasons why this makes 50 cent a pussy
Brad: hate it or love it the underdog's on top.
Brad: hit me
Nick: number one, a real gangsta wouldn't tell anyone "you need to senslessly attack these guys because I do"... would Tupac say "hey guys help me take these other rappers on"? shit no, he would outrap them ALL by HIMSELF
Nick: and possibly kill them
Brad: agreed
Brad: ha ha
Nick: secondly
Nick: if someone in your clique refuses an order from you, the leader, do you talk shit about him and kick him out of your little club?
Nick: no, you fucking kill him, 9 times
Nick: but instead, 50 kicks him out, THEN gives into pressure from his label, and MAKES UP WITH HIM... some gangsta he is
Brad: 50 talks about killing careers not people though. that's his style.
Nick: thats fine, so he is a ruthless businessman... so is Bill Gates
Nick: and no one accuses Billy of being "gangsta"
Brad: ha ha
Brad: you make a good case...for a portuguese cowboy.
Nick: every time you say that my mind puts it to the cadence of Rhinestone cowboy
Brad: nice
Brad: so basically we've come to the conclusion that 50 cent is boss and you need his album.
Nick: i was actually thinking about downloading the whole thing and giving it to everyone for free
Brad: ha ha
Brad: stick it to him
Nick: exactly
Nick: now, if i did that to Tupac, i would be afraid for my life
Nick: doing it to 50 makes me afraid of a stern talking to
Brad: he'll dis you on his next record
Nick: exactly, and then I will shoot him 10 times and HE will become more gangsta
Brad: he'll have somebody run up on you with a shank, for just a few pennies out his piggy bank.
Nick: if by "Shank" you mean lawsuit and "piggy bank" you mean bloated bank account built by selling the same beat 100 times"
Brad: dang, you're hardcore
Nick: see, here is the thing though
Nick: 50 has completely changed the idea of gangsta
Nick: like, i could threaten to shoot you for calling me a queer
Nick: but if i did, all that does is make you cool, somehow
Nick: like "Hey guys, I am awesome at getting bitch-made. Buy my CD!"
Brad: ha ha
Brad: so does it make you hostile that everybody compares 50 to pac?
Nick: yes, and it should make you hostile too
Brad: but i dig 50
Nick: well he has a good beat
Nick: notice the singular
Brad: ha ha
Brad: yeah, i dig his beat
Nick: but he is not pac
Brad: no
Nick: not even CLOSE
Brad: pac was a ryder
Nick: i would say maybe Jay Z
Nick: or trick daddy... trick daddy kills people
Brad: ha ha
Brad: so are you saying that 50 is the real wangsta?
Nick: indeed
Nick: furthermore
Nick: his first CD in 1999 which was unreleased, made fun of numerous rappers... then a year later he got shot
Nick: it had to be something coming from the rappers he dissed... but did he retaliate? a real gangsta would of been out killing people as soon as he got out of the hospital
Brad: but he's got guns the size of lil' bow wow.
Nick: so he lifts weights
Nick: i bet Justin Timberlake can do a mean sit-up as well
Brad: ha ha
Brad: got opinions?
Nick: heh
Brad: I miss the furious costafest
Nick: the furious costafest still rages on my friend
Nick: see, and one day, if he hangs with Em and Dre long enough, he may kill people
Nick: but now? he is just a pussy, I wouldnt be the least bit surprised to learn that Em and Dre brought him aboard as a bullet shield, since he is adept at getting shot... nigga soaks up bullets like a sponge
Brad: i think he's just decided that he can only spend his money if he's not in jail. so he talks smack but won't act on it because he knows it's just trouble.
Nick: exactly, gangstas dont do that, gangstas dont give a FUHK
Nick: fuhk the police, and all that
Brad: 50 throws parties at his house in connecticut
Brad: that's funny to me
Nick: indeed
Nick: hes like a 50 year old white republican
Brad: he bought mike tyson's crib
Brad: 50 even dogs vivica
Brad: you gotta give him props for that, it's funny
Nick: yeah ill give him that
Nick: he is funny and entertaining, and he has some good music to dance to
Nick: he just isnt gangsta
So there you have it kids, 50 is a pussy.