For the lack of a better phrase... She lives with Mary, Jesus, Joseph, ...
the long eared donkey and the talking walnut.
That is a line from my new favorite movie: Bad(der) Santa
Holy shit that movie is fucking hilarious. "I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself."
"Where is your sleigh?"
"In the shop."
"Where are the reindeer?"
"I stabled them."
"Where?"
"Next to the shop."
"How do they sleep?"
"Standing up"
"No, how do they sleep with the noise?"
"What noise?"
"From the shop."
"They only work during the day."
"But I thought it was always night at the north pole."
"No, now its always day."
"Then how do they sleep?"
"What? wha-- Did someone drop you on your fucking head?"
"How can they drop me onto my own head?"
"No, not onto your... I meant... ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!?"
[After a pause]
"Is it cold up there?"
"Hey Santa, I brought you some orange juice."
"What's in it?"
"Oranges"
"What's their names?"
"Who?"
"The elves."
"Iunno kid, I think there is a Sleepy and a Doopey..."
"That's the seven dwarves."
"Fuck kid I don't know I just call them bub of chief... WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A FUCKING TEST WITH YOU?"
[Pause]
"How old are they?"
[Kid tugs at his beard and it comes off]
"It's not real."
"No fucking shit kid."
"Why?"
"All my real hair fell out."
"Why?"
"Because I loved a woman who wasn't clean."
"Mrs. Santa?"
"No, it was Mrs. Santa's sister."
["Santa" and a girl are about to fuck]
"I want to give you you're present santa."
"What the fuck is it?"
"A wooden pickle, I cut my hand when I was carving it for you."
"I don't know kid... Thanks"
"You're welcome. Goodnight Santa, goodnight Mrs. Santa's Sister."
Enough of that. Anymore and you may never want to see the movie. Which would be bad. I recommend this film for anyone who likes dark humor or early Tarantino stuff, this flick has both.
On to the more important part of this... ME *hears crowd moan and/or shot themselves* ...thanks
I'm in a good mood so far but I feel fucking lonely as all hell... Iunno just seems like the people who onced cared... Well I just no longer exist to them it seems.
The other day I remembered something that sounds good now but I doubt is possible anymore. Nikki and Mike where trying to get me to go out with some girl named Sara... I think... But eh, I don't think that is even a glimmer of an option anymore, is it Steph?
Hmm... brb, have to do something really quick.
AHA, done. WHO THE FUCK IS THE CEMETARY PERSON???
Oh well, umm, bored, alone, confused... Fucking headache... Life sucks lol.
"Life is like a penis but most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it." - Bloodhoundgang
Umm... Song and then nothingness.
I've been waiting
For a sign to lead the way
And to take me there someday
Even maybe
I will not return again
Deep inside I'm feeling blue
Let us all go to this land that's far away
Don' be frightened - You're not alone
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
I'm still waiting
For a call to lead me there
I've been living in despair
Night is falling
Feel the darkness closing in
There is no way out of here
Let us all go to this land that's far away
Don' be frightened - You're not alone
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
In a night - In a night
In a dream - In a dream
In a night - In a night
In a dream - In a dream
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
That is a line from my new favorite movie: Bad(der) Santa
Holy shit that movie is fucking hilarious. "I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself."
"Where is your sleigh?"
"In the shop."
"Where are the reindeer?"
"I stabled them."
"Where?"
"Next to the shop."
"How do they sleep?"
"Standing up"
"No, how do they sleep with the noise?"
"What noise?"
"From the shop."
"They only work during the day."
"But I thought it was always night at the north pole."
"No, now its always day."
"Then how do they sleep?"
"What? wha-- Did someone drop you on your fucking head?"
"How can they drop me onto my own head?"
"No, not onto your... I meant... ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!?"
[After a pause]
"Is it cold up there?"
"Hey Santa, I brought you some orange juice."
"What's in it?"
"Oranges"
"What's their names?"
"Who?"
"The elves."
"Iunno kid, I think there is a Sleepy and a Doopey..."
"That's the seven dwarves."
"Fuck kid I don't know I just call them bub of chief... WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A FUCKING TEST WITH YOU?"
[Pause]
"How old are they?"
[Kid tugs at his beard and it comes off]
"It's not real."
"No fucking shit kid."
"Why?"
"All my real hair fell out."
"Why?"
"Because I loved a woman who wasn't clean."
"Mrs. Santa?"
"No, it was Mrs. Santa's sister."
["Santa" and a girl are about to fuck]
"I want to give you you're present santa."
"What the fuck is it?"
"A wooden pickle, I cut my hand when I was carving it for you."
"I don't know kid... Thanks"
"You're welcome. Goodnight Santa, goodnight Mrs. Santa's Sister."
Enough of that. Anymore and you may never want to see the movie. Which would be bad. I recommend this film for anyone who likes dark humor or early Tarantino stuff, this flick has both.
On to the more important part of this... ME *hears crowd moan and/or shot themselves* ...thanks
I'm in a good mood so far but I feel fucking lonely as all hell... Iunno just seems like the people who onced cared... Well I just no longer exist to them it seems.
The other day I remembered something that sounds good now but I doubt is possible anymore. Nikki and Mike where trying to get me to go out with some girl named Sara... I think... But eh, I don't think that is even a glimmer of an option anymore, is it Steph?
Hmm... brb, have to do something really quick.
AHA, done. WHO THE FUCK IS THE CEMETARY PERSON???
Oh well, umm, bored, alone, confused... Fucking headache... Life sucks lol.
"Life is like a penis but most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it." - Bloodhoundgang
Umm... Song and then nothingness.
I've been waiting
For a sign to lead the way
And to take me there someday
Even maybe
I will not return again
Deep inside I'm feeling blue
Let us all go to this land that's far away
Don' be frightened - You're not alone
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
I'm still waiting
For a call to lead me there
I've been living in despair
Night is falling
Feel the darkness closing in
There is no way out of here
Let us all go to this land that's far away
Don' be frightened - You're not alone
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
Children of the night
Searching for the light
Far away
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
In a night - In a night
In a dream - In a dream
In a night - In a night
In a dream - In a dream
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared
In a night - In a dream
You have always seemed to be
Take my hand - Don't be scared
One can never be prepared