Afternoon Soap (Mythklok Interstitial)
Title: Afternoon Soap (Mythklok Interstitial)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: TV Time at Mordhaus!
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing.
Notes: wikdsushi kind of requested this, but as usual, when I write to prompts, things get odd. Oh, and I have Ch. 21-26 ready, and all are pretty short. I will probably start rolling them out this weekend.
“YOU LIKE CORAZON DE AZUL!” Ganesh shouted, leaping onto the couch beside Charles.
“Uh, no, actually, I was just sitting here waiting….”
“This is the best show! I detest the man with long hair, of course.”
“Did somebody say Corazon de Azool?” Pickles asked as he wandered into Morhaus’s living room.
“It is a splendid program!” Ganesh enthused.
“Except dat dood wit’ da long hair,” Pickles yawned, dropping down on the couch between Charles and Ganesh and munching popcorn.
“Yes, he is an ingrate.”
“Uh, I was actually just waiting….” Charles began.
“Ams it times for Corazon de Azul?” Skwisgaar inquired, fingering his guitar. “Ams we missed da beginnings?”
“No, it has just begun!” Ganesh told him.
Skiwisgaar thumped down on the couch next to Charles, who irritably pushed down the neck of Skwisgaar’s Gibson.
“Oh, this is why you weren’t in your office!” Raziel called, plonking down on the floor. “This show is great.”
“Excepts dat guys wit’ da longs hair,” Skwisgaar said.
“What? He’s my favorite!” Raziel protested.
“Whats?” sputtered Skwisgaar.
“Dood! NOBODY likes da dood wit’ da long hair," said Pickles, grabbing a beer.
“But he’s sooooo…..” Raziel swooned.
“Hey, ams we missing da Corazon de Azul?” Toki inquired, coming in to the room arm in arm with Isis and Nephthys.
“Eeeee! The guy with the long hair!” squealed Isis, who sat down dreamily on the floor next to Raziel.
“Isn’t he…?” asked Raziel.
“He’s soooooo…..” agreed Nephthys, placing herself beside them.
“WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?” Nathan Explosion demanded.
“Dood!” said Pickles, indicating the women. “Dey all like da dood wit’ da long hair.”
“NOBODY LIKES THE DUDE WITH THE LONG HAIR.”
“Look!” said Raziel, pointing to the screen, and the three girls squealed as the man with the long hair flipped his long hair and looked generally like a douche bag.
“Womens ams weirds.”
“Hey, you guysch wanna go out drinking?” Murderface inquired.
“Time for CORAZON DE AZUL!" Nathan protested. "And they like the guy with the long hair.”
“No one likesch the guy with the long hair.”
“Baby, I like him, yeah,” protested Dick Knubbler, sitting on the floor with the girls.
“WHAT?” asked Murderface.
“Dick, it is a truth universally acknowledged that no one likes the fellow with the long hair,” Ganesh scolded.
“OK, I’ve had enough-“ Charles began, only to be pulled back down by Skwisgaar and Pickles.
“YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!” Nathan thundered.
“Not till you tell us, dood,” Pickles declared.
“Tell you WHAT?” Charles protested.
“What ams you t’inks abouts da dudes wit’ da long hair?” Skwisgaar asked.
“Yesch,” said Murderface. “Are you on our schide, or theirsch?”
“I don’t like ANY of this show! I was just waiting for a fucking Marx Brothers movie to come on!”
The room suddenly fell into silence. Charles felt nine pairs of eyes boring into him accusingly.
“But, uh, I like the guy with the eye patch?”
“Oh, yeah, eye patch guy is AWESOME,” Nathan agreed.
“Oooo, I like Eye Patch Guy too,” Raziel sighed, to enthusiastic nodding from Isis and Nephthys.
“Yeh, eye patch is da best," agreed Pickles.
“Everyone ams likes da eye patches dude,” said Skwisgaar.
“I ams don’t,” said Toki, who thenceforth found himself buried in popcorn and cinnamon buns.
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: TV Time at Mordhaus!
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing.
Notes: wikdsushi kind of requested this, but as usual, when I write to prompts, things get odd. Oh, and I have Ch. 21-26 ready, and all are pretty short. I will probably start rolling them out this weekend.
“YOU LIKE CORAZON DE AZUL!” Ganesh shouted, leaping onto the couch beside Charles.
“Uh, no, actually, I was just sitting here waiting….”
“This is the best show! I detest the man with long hair, of course.”
“Did somebody say Corazon de Azool?” Pickles asked as he wandered into Morhaus’s living room.
“It is a splendid program!” Ganesh enthused.
“Except dat dood wit’ da long hair,” Pickles yawned, dropping down on the couch between Charles and Ganesh and munching popcorn.
“Yes, he is an ingrate.”
“Uh, I was actually just waiting….” Charles began.
“Ams it times for Corazon de Azul?” Skwisgaar inquired, fingering his guitar. “Ams we missed da beginnings?”
“No, it has just begun!” Ganesh told him.
Skiwisgaar thumped down on the couch next to Charles, who irritably pushed down the neck of Skwisgaar’s Gibson.
“Oh, this is why you weren’t in your office!” Raziel called, plonking down on the floor. “This show is great.”
“Excepts dat guys wit’ da longs hair,” Skwisgaar said.
“What? He’s my favorite!” Raziel protested.
“Whats?” sputtered Skwisgaar.
“Dood! NOBODY likes da dood wit’ da long hair," said Pickles, grabbing a beer.
“But he’s sooooo…..” Raziel swooned.
“Hey, ams we missing da Corazon de Azul?” Toki inquired, coming in to the room arm in arm with Isis and Nephthys.
“Eeeee! The guy with the long hair!” squealed Isis, who sat down dreamily on the floor next to Raziel.
“Isn’t he…?” asked Raziel.
“He’s soooooo…..” agreed Nephthys, placing herself beside them.
“WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?” Nathan Explosion demanded.
“Dood!” said Pickles, indicating the women. “Dey all like da dood wit’ da long hair.”
“NOBODY LIKES THE DUDE WITH THE LONG HAIR.”
“Look!” said Raziel, pointing to the screen, and the three girls squealed as the man with the long hair flipped his long hair and looked generally like a douche bag.
“Womens ams weirds.”
“Hey, you guysch wanna go out drinking?” Murderface inquired.
“Time for CORAZON DE AZUL!" Nathan protested. "And they like the guy with the long hair.”
“No one likesch the guy with the long hair.”
“Baby, I like him, yeah,” protested Dick Knubbler, sitting on the floor with the girls.
“WHAT?” asked Murderface.
“Dick, it is a truth universally acknowledged that no one likes the fellow with the long hair,” Ganesh scolded.
“OK, I’ve had enough-“ Charles began, only to be pulled back down by Skwisgaar and Pickles.
“YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!” Nathan thundered.
“Not till you tell us, dood,” Pickles declared.
“Tell you WHAT?” Charles protested.
“What ams you t’inks abouts da dudes wit’ da long hair?” Skwisgaar asked.
“Yesch,” said Murderface. “Are you on our schide, or theirsch?”
“I don’t like ANY of this show! I was just waiting for a fucking Marx Brothers movie to come on!”
The room suddenly fell into silence. Charles felt nine pairs of eyes boring into him accusingly.
“But, uh, I like the guy with the eye patch?”
“Oh, yeah, eye patch guy is AWESOME,” Nathan agreed.
“Oooo, I like Eye Patch Guy too,” Raziel sighed, to enthusiastic nodding from Isis and Nephthys.
“Yeh, eye patch is da best," agreed Pickles.
“Everyone ams likes da eye patches dude,” said Skwisgaar.
“I ams don’t,” said Toki, who thenceforth found himself buried in popcorn and cinnamon buns.