The F Word (Mythklok, Chapter 78)

[tikific]

Title: The F Word (Mythklok, Chapter 78)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Gaming, a story, and a few departures.
Warnings: Nothing much. Maybe I should have added a sex scene?
Notes: After jump.

Comments

[zsomeone]

Mythklok: it's a floor wax and a dessert topping.
What the hell? Are you just checking to see if anyone reads this part?

I mistook the Baconology thing for a badly written kid's film.

More old stories, now you've made things even weirder.

Okay, the game playing is completely fucking disorienting but hilarious. Oooh creepy ending!

A kidnap plan? Yeah, that's gonna end well.

Here, this is for Ganesh: http://theberry.com/2011/11/19/hand-me-a-martini-please-34-photos/

[tikific]

What the hell? Are you just checking to see if anyone reads this part?

Sweetie, no one reads ANY parts any more. I may as well just email them directly to you. :D

I mistook the Baconology thing for a badly written kid's film.

It was pretty much stolen whole hog (ha!) from Scientology. Only the names were changed.

Okay, the game playing is completely fucking disorienting but hilarious.

I can't tell you how much I enjoyed writing that part. Raziel *loves* playing Nathan. Though I think Charles makes the world's worst Pickles.

I need to do it again where they argue over who gets to play Nathan or something.

That martini article is amazing! I had a chocolate martini last night. Though I don't think Ganesh would've approved - but it was at an Indian restaurant.

[zsomeone]

I may as well just email them directly to you.

NO! POST THE FICS!
(I don't have a Pickles icon so make do with Charles)

You added a pic... I see Toki and Murderface got new hair.

[tikific]

Oh, I took the KawaiiKlok photo solely to try to see if I could annoy people on the Tumblr machine. But, all my followers are 14-year-old Disney fans, so they were all probably WTF.

Let's see: I got everyone their correct eyes. I cut off a lot of hair from Murderface's triangle wig. And I finally got annoyed with Toki's wig, so I gave him a new one.

Still not sure what I'm gonna do about the facial hair issue.

And Sike gave me the idea to do a Dick Knubbler doll now....

[senoritafish]

I think I had Murderface's hair in high school. Only frizzier.

Well, I'm sure the Old Ones are much wilier that a silly old mortal general, even if he does have help from an evil seraphim.

And Nathan's going to deprogram Lavona? Okaaay....

[tikific]

I still have Murderface hair. I wash it too much.

Yeah, I think the Old Ones can look out for themselves. (They're not really elephants.)

Oh, Nathan. The funny thing is, even though I realize my stuff has drifted faaaaar away from whatever the damn show was meant to be, I can totally hear Charles saying, "You shared a moment?" in that sarcastic "You got a cat now?" tone. Or maybe that's just me....

[sike_saner]

Charles blinked in astonishment. His son had actually made him neglect a table laden with pie!

Damn! That is saying something.

“I love you I love you I love you,” Ganesh said, “Truly, madly, deeply, and with the greatest amount of assholery. There, is that an adequate declaration?”

This is an excellent quote.

It was indeed a terrifying boss that now towered over them, scowling viciously through oddly glassy eyes.

And wearing a bright red tie.

“THAT ISN'T FUNNY!” declared Pickles.

You're right. It's not funny.

It's hilarious. :D

[tikific]

Charles: LIKE A BOSS! :D

I can't tell you how confused I made myself writing that gaming sequence, but I just got very attached to the idea of little Raziel playing Nathan. She makes a pretty terrible Nathan, but she's having the time of her life.

[nugatorytm]

Hee, I like that Mythklok is multi-functional: I could wax the floor and lick the mess up after I'm done.

I'm gonna miss Breagan, I hope she shows up again sometime. But free spirits do need their breathing space.

Hmm, if I'm reading this right, Toki's grandfather is a Power. So either Anja didn't manifest wings, or she kept them closely under wraps. Of course, with those robes, it wouldn't have been too hard. :)

Heh, Charles as a boss because he's a BOSS...I needed that laugh for today. :D

Hoo boy, Nathan and Murderface off to do some sort of Mission Impossible, complete with the theme song (done in the Metal style, of course).

A Dick Knubbler doll? Yes please!

[tikific]

So, you went back and read about how I ended up mixing up poor Toki's history. Probably NOT what you and Z intended. My mind sorta goes in weird directions....

Heh, Charles as a boss because he's a BOSS...I needed that laugh for today. :D

I want that game to be real SO BAD. I would probably insist on playing Nathan, and do a crappy job, like Raziel.

I actually picked out a Knubbler-esque Pullip doll, but then I lost the page....

[nugatorytm]

So, you went back and read about how I ended up mixing up poor Toki's history. Probably NOT what you and Z intended. My mind sorta goes in weird directions....

Personally, I think Toki's history is coming along swimmingly. And now that I've re-read parts of it, I now understand that Toki is the result of a breeding experiment Uriah implemented. Boy, I can't wait to see the look on his face when Toki goes bugfuck crazy on him.

Everyone wants to see Nathan be as unmetal as he could be, that's why being a crappy Nathan is so darn funny.

Lost PullipKnubbler??! Find that page, woman!

[tikific]

That's Uriah, going around, MAKING FRIENDS. :D

I think this was the one:

http://pullipstyle.com/pullipstyle/product_info.php?cPath=23_37&products_id=94

I'd have to replace his eyes. And Raziel would totally steal his hat. It's funny, I was watching the My Fair Lady Blu Ray over Thanksgiving: do you remember the Ascot race day scene? I was thinking I could totally imagine Raziel trying to wear every single on of those ridiculous outfits.