That awkward moment when you realise Jameson no longer equals Fredric Jameson in your head but Governor Jameson from Hawaii Five-0?

I just had it.

hunh...

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Do you remember when I used to freak myself out whenever my phone rang because it'd shout 'EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!' at me ( Read more... )

What? It's JULY?!

How did THAT happen? Why didn't anyone tell me June only has 30 days? Why didn't anyone tell me 30th June was yesterday? I totally thought I had like 5 more days of June.

Oh. Crap.

There were Things I had to do before July... *headdesk*

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Like a good little ex biochemist scientist that I am I proved that Newton's third law of motion (for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction) cannot be denied. Yet again ( Read more... )

I just walked into a wall. In my own house. You'd think after ten years I'd know where the freaking walls are in the house. And y'know, I have eyes. Bionic eyes even (I has bionic eyes!!! \o/) but I still can't see where I'm going ( Read more... )

You know the emails you get when someone grants you access and subscribes to your journal? The automated emails that never ever change except the names? As in, there's no point in clicking the emails and reading them? And you know how repetitive it gets REAL quick ( Read more... )

I just spent 5 whole minutes trying to untangle my fingers from various threads. The threads *I* knotted around my fingers. Half unconsciously and half... well, half thinking, 'Hmmmm, I wonder if I can knot these threads around my fingers with one hand so I can't move my fingers at all.' But only very very fleetingly! Most of it just happened. ( Read more... )

Last week, I managed to get a Dalek ring tone for my mobile thanks to donna_k. Which is awesome, btw. I love it. Except I leave my phone set to vibrate or silent when I'm at uni or library or out. So basically I only leave it to normal when I'm home. Alone. In the house. Empty house. Except for me. On my own. Alone. You see where I'm going with this ( Read more... )

So, I was in a class coughing and sniffling as you do when you have a cold, right? And then one of my classmates sitting next to me turns around and says, "You know euthanasia is good for that kind of stuff."

Euthanasia. *Euthanasia.* EUTHANASIA. EUTHANASIA. EUTHANASIA!!!!My head was ringing and I could hear the word 'euthanasia' echoing pretty ( Read more... )