May 25, 2006 22:59
I'm in a very pissy mood. I just spent the last three days locked outside of my own house! It all started when that freaky wolf-dog that my sugar thighs insists on sharing our bed with invited me outside for a smoke. Now I should have realised that something fishy was up but he plied me with Malboros and the largest bottle of jagermeister I have ever seen. Next thing I know we're holding each other singing an impromptu duet of one of my favourite songs, "Sometimes when we touch" by Dan Hill. I get to the third time the chorus is repeated and bust into the verse that has always held a special place in my heart:
And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides
At times I'd like to break you
And drive you to your knees
At times I'd like to break through
And hold you endlessly
I finished the verse while attempting the splits when I realised that I was alone in the back yard. At the door stood the ugly mutt and he winked at me as I realised that he must have locked me out. The sad part is that no one has bothered to let me in for the last two days. One of my roommates occasionally waved at me but all the others ignored my crying and scraping at the doors and windows. I was only able to sneak back in by waiting for a jehovah's witness to come to the door and then sneak by when my honey bunny answered the door.