Yet another failure of the American people.

No, I'm not talking about Obama.

Proposition 8 passed.

Way to go, California. Fuckin' it up for the rest of us.
EDIT: Fuck you too, Florida.

Quoted from this past weekend:

"Dont invite Hellen Keller over. She'll fuck the butler and shit on the couch."

"Is that the first time you've had the 'Star Spangled Banner' sung into your ass?"

"I don't want to be fisted by an infant"

"We -have- hung out before, but you were blitzed at the time." "Yeah, that happens"

More will be forthcoming.

You know, working for a womens conference, I am reminded again and again exactly why I am gay. No offence, ladies, but having to spend weekend after weekend in a building with 12-18,000 of you who all laugh, gasp, and burst into tears simultaneously reminds me why I find Testosterone so much more appealing than estrogen. lol