The Starbloom Travecy - Generation 6.2!
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY PEEPS! This is Raelynn wishing you all the Happy Holidays you celebrate! And if you don't celebrate any, then may they still be merry ordinary days for you and your loved ones!
This one's long, but it's meant to last you all through the Christmas week!
You probably remember last time, that Aamiley and Billy finally got married? Yes? I mean, that's kind of the most signiff thing that's happened in this story for a while. Because Aylatani has no success in finding her face. Maybe she can find her holiday spirit insteaD?
Aami and Billy were still enjoying their Honeymoon. They didn't go anywhere, because they were going on a long timetravel right over the newyears anywhoo.
PS: EVERYONE HAS THE FLU.
They found Pip Dimwit frozen stiff on their doormat. Because they didn't want to ask questions about his homelife, they took him in to defrost and gave him breakfast. It was a nice thing to do.
Their winter mornings were very golden and sunny.
Aami hoped her marriage would be as good as her grandparents' was.
It's not nice to joke about someone's dad being in prison for genocide of House Elves, though.
Adana and Riana hung out in warm PJs, and talked about cryptids.
Chess wasn't fun, but Aami and Jonathan had to expand their logical capacity.
Lucy Hanby: I hate you all, and your obnoxious happiness!
Billy had learned counceling, although who would need it in a family as happy as this?
Jonathan: Probably the medieval peasants, who didn't get consent from the king to fornicate.
I REALLY hope my parents don't do this!
Ryan had dilemma at work. He thought that it was important that the clueless new parents knew what they might be letting them selves in for by hiring a Nanny. I mean, just look at what happened to Aylatani and Phil!
I accidentally overwrote the screen of the result, but it seems to have turned out well for him. Altho IIRC the Nannies got very mad.
Ryan: Hooray!
Hermione was Iris' best friend. She had agreed to live with them for a while and help Andrina get her grades back up. Maybe you remember that the teachers refused to give Andi any more homework because she failed a test, and she had dropped out of high school. But her family had persuaded her to go back.
Meanwhile, Aami was pranking on a lady she didn't know whas one of the Time Team bosses. Aami has one nice-point!
Aami: Lulz!
What's her name again? Ethel. Not Fialka: SO IT WAS YOU?!
Aamiley: What do you mean?
Ethel: I suddenly remembered! You don't remember, because you haven't been there yet, in your future past.
Aami: Lady, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Ethel: Of course you don't! But it's all right in there, in your cold, evil heart and your shrivelled ugly little soul!
Aamiley: Would you terribly mind telling me, instead of just making empty vagues?!
Ethel: If I told you, then you'd know exactly how to do it, wouldn't you? I won't make your misdeeds easier for you!
Ethel: Anything she asks of you, you don't do it, okay?
Jonathan: Eh, sure.
Holden: At least they won't be able to read today's sexist comic strip.
Winter by the sea is so pretty! I wish I lived somewhere with an ocean, like England or Australia.
It was best if Jonathan avoided Vera for a time. Remember he turned her into a werewolf?
T'Anamika: I'm so glad I'm staying here. Flu is bad enough, I don't want plague.
T'Ana and her mom finally had the good relationship they couldn't have when T'ana was a child, because Cindy was depressed over Ryan's deranged state and the horrible house.
Also, Buck was at a party and decided not to streak because he's going to be a grandfather. He got like 40k for singing instead. So obviously it was perfectly oaky for MEN not to take their clothes off in the 70s! T'ana got fired for it, REMEMBHER? And for being stupid drunk, but if she'd been nakkit they probably wouldda been fine with that. One of my teachers always talks about how prudish society has become, and that they could get away with so much more just 20 years ago. But at least now I think it wouldn't be okay for either men or women to get nood in public, so at least that's a kind of justice. We just gotta ban flashing moobs.
aAMi: It's in the air tonight.
Billy: The stars are right.
They were so happy.
Everyone was happy.
Aani wasn't thinking about adopting poor medieval orphans, LOL. At least not yet.
Although it would probably be a right thing to do.
Alan Duckling needed a haircut.
Aami: Argh not the witch? Let's go home and tell the family the good message.
Aamie: I hope you like oatmeal, baby. You'll be eating a lot of that where and when you're growing up.
Adana: You're knocked up?? Congratulations, I'm so jealous! In a good way!
Riana: It's 6am! Everyone wake up!
Billy was hardening his constitution for the Little Ice Age.
T'ana: No wrinkles for meeeeee! :D
T'ana:
LOL!
Aww, T'ana was so happy!
POP!
The family discoed out to celebrate. Yeah, Aylatani was there. She was encouraged to not hang around at the hospital all the time, even if her husband was supposed to have many undiagnosed illnesses, because it was depressing for her.
She connected with the family cats.
Buck connected with his other family.
Wolf: Buck! Jonathan! You have a disco inferno out here!
Jonathan: Crap!
Oh wow.
Ryan: I miss LED lights!
The happy couple were planning parenthood. :D
Hermione patiently walked Andi through her homework situation.
The Lewis twins came over to boogie. Wow, Everly is very tall!
Abbie was angry, because she felt like their friends were discriminating her in favour of Holly, ever since Brianna had squeezed all the subcutaneous fat out of her face during the zit episode.
Beau was disappointed that he couldn't do the neighbourly tradition of stealing a gnome back and forth, because Ryan had glued it down after he tripped over it one morning.
Aww! I'm so happy for Cindie! Her life hasn't been easy. She deserves to shine!
POPPITY!
Aami wanted her child to hear real music, because where they were going there would just be lute and harp, and ballads with 34 verses about hot young noblemen who fell in love with beautiful young shepherdesses and they both got murdered by her jealous lover and thrown in a well.
I know y'all hate chance cards as much as I do, but this one was important in Ryan's life. He hated that Sally person, and wouldn't touch her work in a hazmat suit.
I'm sure she'll be missed, LOL!
And then life totally smiled on Ryan!
Bein parents only made Billaami (Cool couple name, right?) even more craxy about each other.
It's so cool that Aylatani and Maikana can just hang out and discuss movies. The only one Aylatani needs to make it up with now is Zarinda, but she barely exists at all so that shouldn't be brain science.
Ryan: Life's all great for me. I finally know that I didn't explode, and all that trauma is over! Nothing can go wrong now, Adana!
Baby time! :D
Riana: THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH!
Laurelin: Where's Adana? She's missing it!
Maikana: Maybe she remembers her own birth in the snooooooowwww! That was SO bad!
Billy: What is all the commotion?
Aaaaaand it's a girl! It was a little bit disappointing that she didn't look anything like Aami, but whatever. They named her Dawn.
Aami: She looks just like her daddy!
Adana: Sorry, I have Auntie Flo! Is the baby here yet?
Billy: Here she is. Dawn Starbloom, the first child in either of our families born into joy and harmony.
Buck: Dear Diary! My grandchild doesn't have her head on upside-down, and that's good because she's growing un in the 12th century. My daugher won't have to put her firstborn out into the forest.
The party went on through the night.
Aami was using Tani and Phil's room, so Tani slept in the guest room with Laurelin. It was okay, like a grown-up sleepover.
Dawn was very loved.
Andi: You're almost as cute as my babies will be!
Oh no, the Buck Is Hot Fanclub!
T'ana: Yeah, why do you think I let him get me pregnant so fast?!
Irish had a visitor:
Iris: Hi, Draco. How are you?
Draco: I have holiday depression. My dad isn't my father, and my father is in prison doing life for mass murder. Family times kinda make it hit home, you know.
Iris managed to cheer him up, though.
Ryan and Adana didn't need any cheering up.
Aami: Yes, you're still my first baby. And of course you're coming with me wherever I go!
Ron and Draco danced like dorks.
Ryan: Your children would be so beautiful, if you had any!
Adana: I can't tho, because I'm 14 from the neck down.
Seriously, what is it about Buck?
BTW: T'anamika is in Law Enforcement now. If that bothers you, then maybe stop reading before you get upset.
Draco and Ron sat up all night talking about school.
And Azkaban.
And how all the ghosts had gone missing at Hogwarts.
And herbology class. Go away, Vera!
But something really weird had happened to Iris!
Iris: Mom, I feel kinda weird, and everything looks so big. Maybe I have the flu. Do I have to go to school?
OH NO! She had resat again, and this time instead of returning to being 12 she was half of that!
Huh. I think I labelled this picture wrong.
Ron: I can't bend my arm. It can only move up and down.
Dawn: It's not me. I have a clean diaper.
Adana: She had to have a shower, she's coming running out now. Plz wait a few more seconds.
ChaRlie Tang: I'm the original MRA, and I don't care if they deleted my hats!
Aami was checking to progress on the time acclimator.
Aami: My next baby will be harder to keep clean, LOL!
Jonathan got a promotion and became a Master Architect, and Nernia came home with him again.
Then Ryan made a bloomer.
Ryan: I QUIT! I don't care! Happy forever!!!!!
SUDDENLY BUCK CAUGHT BILLY CHEATING ON HIM!
.....
Hang on. What?
Uh....
What.... the?
HOW AND WHEN?
AND IT DIDN'T STOP THERE!?
rYAN: I'm in my happy place and don't wanna know.
Buck: How could you cheat on me with MY DAUGHTER?????
Billy: She's my wife! We have a little child together! Your granddaughter! Why couldn't you have just left us alone? Why do you have to be so irresistably sexy?????!
It was even worse than Phil's grandma!
Billy cried.
And he cried.
And he cried.
And he cried.
And he cried.
Buck was so hot that dinner got burnt.
Ryan: COFF*COFF*COFFCOFF*COFF! You can eat this yourselves!
Billy: We have a humongo elephant in the house with us.
Kevin Duckling: Kool. Who cleans the poop?
LOL this is Spoiler Kid! Y'all have never seen him before.
Iris stayed outside and played wholesome games.
She had forgotten most of her education, tho. It's okay, she wouldn't need it in the medieval times.
Aami: No, you don't have the weirdest family. Don't tell anyone, but my husband cheated on Dad with me. Yes, when we were already married.
Aami: I'm not even mad at Billy. This is all Dad's fault, and I can't wait to leave this den of vice that is the 70s, and take my child with me.
I'm okay with Ethan not being best friends with his fiancée's twin, and who evern cares about Goopy. Let's see Dawn's real face!
WHEEEE! P
Oh no, not Riana too!
Here's Dawn! She looked A LOT like Billy. Hopefully not so much that her grandpa would perv on her when she grew up!
Aami put all her energy into teaching her child skills, and tried to block out her stupid family.
She was going to have a good relationship with her children, thank you very much!
Laurelin: I'm sorry that your life has turned out like this again. Maybe you ought to lock Buck up in the attic again, for a while. I'll try to help Aami and Billy not to have to go through what happened last time, when we lived in the Victorian era.
Spoiler Kid forgot to go home.
Nernia stayed over. She felt bad for her family, and wanted to help them get through the very awkward holiday season. It was so sad that she'd just come back into their lives when all the good things that had happened to them seemed to be over.
Jonathan discovered that he had a hate turn-on for Hayden the Receptionist.
T'ana had many thoughts swirling in her mind.
A Christmas snowfall started fluttering softly to the sleeping Earth. It could have been such a magical time if it wasn't for certain buttfaces.
Spoiler Kid really didn't wanna go home. And because I know more about his life than any of you, I say I don't blame him.
Dawn got a Mrs. Bunny as an early Christmas present. Aami played popular Christmas songs for her, and tried to make her first Holiday season merry.
I dunno about you, but I consider the Holiday season to start with Halloween and end with Valentine's. Easter always does its own thing depending on the moon cycles or something, so it comes when it comes.
T'ana: Rudolph the Reindeer isn't problematic just because it depicts bullying. I don't think people realise that it's supposed to have an anti-bullying message, and you can't do that without actually SHOWING why bullying is bad. And Santa Claus is not a slave-owner, that's demented!
Jonathan: YOU COULDN'T JUST LET BUCK AND ME HAVE A BEAUTIFUL THING, COULD YOU?????
T'ana: I MARRIED HIM FIRST!
Adana: Yep, can't wait to leave!
Andi: Mom said we're gonna have to take Jonathan and his nonsense with us, though.
Hayden: HOW COULD YOU RUIN CHRISTMAS FOR THE CHILDREN?
Andi couldn't handle it anymore.
Meanwhile upstairs, Cindy and Ryan were solid.
This is almost just like when they were kids, except then it was Jonathan and Nerniya who slammed it out. And Renesmee and Nerniya. And Renesmee and T'anamika. And Bella and T'anamika.
Jonathan: OW.
Guy in lamp: You're still hotter than them.
Oh no, that's just like having the plague, right? Or at least Covid with a vaccination?
Jonathan: Chess Therapy is for babies.
T'ana: You walked right into that joke, bro.
Laurelin: Buck, you gotta realise you're not straight.
Buck: I'm omnisexual. Everyone is hot. You're hot.
Riana: Phil, none of us can take this bedlam pandemonium at a time that's supposed to be merry and bright! When can you get us away from here?
Phil: Right over the new year. I just need one more disease, so I can get into the deep-isolation levels.
Riana: It's gonna be okay, Dawn.
Yeah, I'd cry too.
Kind I wish she'd gotten a few more nice-points, but she's Aamiley's kid so she's naturally gonna be fierce.
Puke on him, Dawn. Please!
BTW: Ryan got promoted back to editor.
Suddenly..... SANTA CLAUS was there!
Santa: Hohohoho, everyone!
He gave Billy a secret message that he had not to tell anyone. It was something about art? A statue? Heads? Busts? Hopefully not that last one?
THEN ADANA AND RYAN FINALLY KISSED AND I DIDN'T SEE IT HAPPENING?
Oh no!
Andrina: It's really sad when Nerniya is more adjusted than us.
Dawn got to see Santa, but I don't think she understood that he was there to make it a nice time. She probably thought he was the man from the Council of Moral Superiority (which they have in Europe instead of PTA) who'd come to slap them all on the wrist.
Jonathan: So you finally smooched my Dad huh?
Adana: He's such a good kisser!
Jonathan: I didn't need to know.
Anyway, I think it was the mistletoe that made everyone kiss each other. It's gone, and I'm never putting it back up in a family home!
Enjoy it, because you're not allowed to ever do it again!
Oh no! Poor Andi, that's a really rotten cherry on top of the poop sundae.
Alan the Wolfman suggested they could all blame some kind of chemical in the soda acting like love potion, and then they could forgive each other because it would be no one's fault.
Moonshine knows how to use toilets! :O
Phil: We're supposed to be having a family dinner, but the family is busy being unfestive so Tani and me decided to just celebrate the day with friends instead.
Alan: I'm happy to help make it merrier for the two of you!
I don't even have suggestions!
Laurelin: We're going to make sure the children learn modern knowledge at their own individual pace, when it's right for them, so they won't become as shocked and disgusted as Aami and Andi were.
Ryan: Yeah, but they need a license from the king for that where you're going.
For no particular reason, Jonathan and Phil also hated each other. Living in a tiny 12th century homestead with both of them was going to be so much fun. x(
Iris: Is he dead?
Jonathan: No, he's channeling the powers of the winter. He needs to be very cold for that.
Iris: But why?
Jonathan: He got a beer belly again, and he read in the mag he works for that you can freeze them off. Like you can with your bum, if you go overboard.
Iris: This is the new house we're gonna live in!
Finally! Andi could grow up, and why not just let Dawn too. She'd learned all her skills, what did she need to be a baby for?
Andrina looked so beautiful in the December sunset.
Aww, poor Andi! But it's gotta get better, because now she's emanciated and can do as she pleases. Even if it's within the boundries of medieval law!
She looks so pretty, though!
Aami: Time to grow your legs, so we can get outta here!
Uh yeah, there is a cake on a table there. It didn't fit in the frame if I wanted a decent close-up of Dawn and Aami.
And then the cake didn't work, so I had to grow her up with the tree. But here she is! Wow, she kinda looks either like a MacAvoy or a Dimwit. Almost like both of them, in a way!
Aami: Darling, you didn't tell me you were from an ISBI family background! I'm so sorry!
Billy: That's how I lost my eye! :(
AAAAAAAANYWAY! That's it for today. Narrator out, and have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!