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*poke
*poke poke

vomit

*rubs your face in it

you covered in it already

farts loudly

*lights mat ch and watches room explode

*BOOOOOM!!

pulls down trousers an pebbledashes room
*pulls duveover head so survives ( Read more... )

A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother ( Read more... )

OMG WTF THIS IS 2 GOOD 2 MISS !!!

I love the fact that Spock is incorruptable to the effects of macro cat speak ^^

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Rabble rabble rabble....he wants toast....Rabble rabble rabble....aparently expensive nice bread not good enough..Rabble rabble rabble....seasamie seeds.....Rabble rabble rabble.....can't toast properly for marmite....Rabble rabble rabble......Rabble rabble rabble.....Men!.....Rabble rabble rabble....

*giggles*

:P

Gone out. Did too many drugs. Went wibble. Had to be rescued by my bunny who got me safely home. Welcoome to a glimpe inside my mind ( Read more... )

I like this hat ( Read more... )

You can tell it's an airfairing minky by the shape of its blowhole.

Tamistris has triffids and tribbles and tigers.
They stand on their hands with their feet in the air.
They like to eat tic tacs and toffee and tuna,
And sing as they sit in the bright sunshine there.

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