Crime and Punishment
“That’s littering.”
Dean looked at the clothing he had dropped on the floor. “My shirt is not litter.”
“Actually, it could be considered toxic waste. And littering’s a crime, punishable by a 100 dollar fine or a week in jail. Says so on the sign in the parking lot.”
“Sam Winchester litter policeman?”
Sam snagged Dean by his belt and pulled him onto his lap. “Yup. Got any money?”
“Nope. “
“I accept oral compensation. Unless you want jail time.”
Dean slid to his knees. “Should do both. Pretty serious offense. “
Sam gasped. “Oh fuck yeah. Both definitely works.”