Jan 01, 2004 21:30
{moo} Tiedyeguy: I question your way of "Getting to know" females
{Tiedyeguy} moo: please explain....
{moo} well
{moo} You seem....
{moo} clingy
{moo} and very scary
{moo} I know if I were a female....
{moo} I'd fucking run from you
{Tiedyeguy} moo: well I am a flirt, sometimes "unballanced", but quite harmless...
{moo} "unbalanced" isn't the word
{moo} trust me
{Tiedyeguy} moo: and what do you have to back this up?
* moo crack knuckles
{Tiedyeguy} I meant information/evidence...
{Tiedyeguy} any at all or randomly spouting your opinions?
{moo} Rosa Rodrigez is a lady who works at the Holiday Inn Express where you live.
{moo} There were reports of her waking up to a man smelling her hair and leaping through the window when she awoke.
{moo} Reports claim that you had a Continental Breakfast there once.
{Tiedyeguy} i know of no "Rosa Rodrigez" nor do I live at or near a "Holiday Inn Exress"...
{moo} So tell us
{moo} YOU LIE
{moo} You sniffed her hair while she slept!
{moo} SO TELL US
{moo} Did she use Herbal Essence?
{Tiedyeguy} nor do I really eat breakfasts at hotels...
{moo} OR WAS IT HEAD AND SHOULDERS?!?
{moo} What about little Susie Dickens....
{Tiedyeguy} I have come to the conclusion that Moo is drunker than I am right now....
{moo} TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU DID TO HER
{moo} SHOW US ON THE DOLLY WHERE THEY TOUCHED YOU!
* moo throws a dolly at Tiedyeguy
{Tiedyeguy} the only susan I know would be LapCat and i have not met anybody from IRC yet... with the obvious exceptions to the 4-5 friends from real life that have followed me in here
{moo} Susie NOT Susan
{Tiedyeguy} moo: anyways I am in no mood to listen to the rambling false accusations of another drunk asshole so I shall be putting you on ignore for the remainder of today/tonight
*!*@65.82.*.* added to ignore list.
Your friend, Tiedyeguy.
PS: RedRum+graefruit juce=too damned good.