Ambitious Sweater Number Project of Ambitiousness (Part 2)
Hokay, so it's on to Part 2 of my hot hockey players by sweater number picspam! (I know you all were waiting with baited breath for this)
Today we're going to go from numbers 21-40. It's gonna be awesome.
This one features lots of goalies! And more Bruins than I am entirely comfortable with. Also lots of gingers. And *eyes.* And suits.
Yeah, so.
It's pretty great.
So without further ado...
21.
Andrew Ference - Boston Bruins - Defense
Ugh. It pains me a little to give this to him, but he is the most attractive. Not so much the face, but his arms. They're GREAT.
Other contenders were Derek Stepan
and Mason Raymond.
22.
oh and
Brian Boyle - New York Rangers - Center
There wasn't really much competition for this one. Like, basically no one. I briefly considered Daniel Sedin, but I don't really find him that attractive. Whereas Boyle is both hot and awesome.
23.
&
Alexander Edler - Vancouver Canucks - Defense
Probably Definitely the best dressed Canuck, and one of the best dressed in the league. I don't think I've ever seen him look bad. Also tall, and strong, and not too bad at hockey :P
Hnourable mention goes to Dustin Brown, at least when he's not drinking from the wrong end of his water bottle...
24.
annnnd
John-Michael Liles - Toronto Maple Leafs - Defense
As loathe as I am to find a Leaf attractive, there is no denying that Liles is good looking. I think it might be the eyes?
Ryan Callahan is a close second, thanks to 24/7.
&
25.
Viktor Stalberg - Chicago Blackhawks - Left Wing
Congratulations on your face.
26.
(ignoring the Bruins' pucks)
Blake Wheeler - Winnipeg Jets - Right Wing
Now that he plays for the Jets, Wheeler is just so much more attractive. The colours are better or something. :P
Honourable mentions go to Josh Gorges,
(is it just me or does he kind of look like he's been crying?)
and Paul Stastny
27.
et
et aussi
Maxime Talbot - Philadelphia Flyers - Center
Oh Max, you are just so pretty. I can't even handle it. Oh, and, um, THIS:
*IS DEAD*
28.
Prepare for all the pics
and
OK I'm done now.
Claude Giroux - Philadelphia Flyers - Right Wing/Center
Um, so I'm a lot little obsessed with Roo at the moment. He's just everything that I want in a guy: hot, talented, sweet, and genuine. UNF.
SORRY I'M NOT SORRY
29.
Ryane Clowe - San Jose Sharks - Right Wing
Yeah... He's pretty great. And he looks amazing when he's kind of banged up?
Briefly considered Marc-Andre Fleury
and Aaron Rome
solely for being a BAMF
30.
ummm
ok
Henrik Lundqvist - New York Rangers - Goalie
It is physically impossible for me to give someone else this spot. Hank is just so beautiful.
31.
eyelashes!
Carey Price - Montreal Canadiens - Goalie
Oh man, I love everything about this man, but I wish he got more respect. He's a goalie in arguably the biggest goalie graveyard in the league, and he's still got a sense of humour. (See 2012 All Star Game)
32.
and
Kris Versteeg - Florida Panthers - Right Wing
He really needs to cut his hair, but he's still really attractive, and far and away the best looking #32.
33.
and also
Colin Wilson - Nashville Predators - Center
I actually had no idea who this guy was until I googled him, but he wins this round based on being FREAKING ADORABLE. let me love you?
34.
James Reimer - Toronto Maple Leafs - Goalie
Optimus Reime kind of gets this one by default. Even if he is a Leaf.
35.
oh and
Cory Schneider - Vancouver Canucks - Goalie
Ginger Jesus, as he is called by some of the faithful, is pretty much flawless. I've got my fingers crossed extra hard that he'll at least finish off the season as a Canuck.
Sergei Bobrovsky is kinda cute too:
36.
Jannik Hansen - Vancouver Canucks - Left Wing
Honey Badger don't care.
37.
&
Patrice Bergeron - Boston Bruins - Center
Yeah, I'm allowed to think he's hot a) because he is, and b) fuck yeah Team Canada.
38.
Michael Sauer - New York Rangers - Defense
Here's another guy I hadn't really heard of before compiling this list, but he's definitely the most attractive #38.
Of course, if Victor Oreskovich had actually played more than one NHL game this season, he could have been in the running:
39.
Patrick Dwyer - Carolina Hurricanes - Right Wing
The eyes sealed this one for me. Are you sensing a trend?
40.
Excusez-moi, mais il faut que...
Maxim Lapierre - Vancouver Canucks - Center
Yeah... This man. . just kind of does things to my lady parts. I don't even know.
And that's it for part 2! Tune in next time for #41-?
Today we're going to go from numbers 21-40. It's gonna be awesome.
This one features lots of goalies! And more Bruins than I am entirely comfortable with. Also lots of gingers. And *eyes.* And suits.
Yeah, so.
It's pretty great.
So without further ado...
21.
Andrew Ference - Boston Bruins - Defense
Ugh. It pains me a little to give this to him, but he is the most attractive. Not so much the face, but his arms. They're GREAT.
Other contenders were Derek Stepan
and Mason Raymond.
22.
oh and
Brian Boyle - New York Rangers - Center
There wasn't really much competition for this one. Like, basically no one. I briefly considered Daniel Sedin, but I don't really find him that attractive. Whereas Boyle is both hot and awesome.
23.
&
Alexander Edler - Vancouver Canucks - Defense
Probably Definitely the best dressed Canuck, and one of the best dressed in the league. I don't think I've ever seen him look bad. Also tall, and strong, and not too bad at hockey :P
Hnourable mention goes to Dustin Brown, at least when he's not drinking from the wrong end of his water bottle...
24.
annnnd
John-Michael Liles - Toronto Maple Leafs - Defense
As loathe as I am to find a Leaf attractive, there is no denying that Liles is good looking. I think it might be the eyes?
Ryan Callahan is a close second, thanks to 24/7.
&
25.
Viktor Stalberg - Chicago Blackhawks - Left Wing
Congratulations on your face.
26.
(ignoring the Bruins' pucks)
Blake Wheeler - Winnipeg Jets - Right Wing
Now that he plays for the Jets, Wheeler is just so much more attractive. The colours are better or something. :P
Honourable mentions go to Josh Gorges,
(is it just me or does he kind of look like he's been crying?)
and Paul Stastny
27.
et
et aussi
Maxime Talbot - Philadelphia Flyers - Center
Oh Max, you are just so pretty. I can't even handle it. Oh, and, um, THIS:
*IS DEAD*
28.
Prepare for all the pics
and
OK I'm done now.
Claude Giroux - Philadelphia Flyers - Right Wing/Center
Um, so I'm a lot little obsessed with Roo at the moment. He's just everything that I want in a guy: hot, talented, sweet, and genuine. UNF.
SORRY I'M NOT SORRY
29.
Ryane Clowe - San Jose Sharks - Right Wing
Yeah... He's pretty great. And he looks amazing when he's kind of banged up?
Briefly considered Marc-Andre Fleury
and Aaron Rome
solely for being a BAMF
30.
ummm
ok
Henrik Lundqvist - New York Rangers - Goalie
It is physically impossible for me to give someone else this spot. Hank is just so beautiful.
31.
eyelashes!
Carey Price - Montreal Canadiens - Goalie
Oh man, I love everything about this man, but I wish he got more respect. He's a goalie in arguably the biggest goalie graveyard in the league, and he's still got a sense of humour. (See 2012 All Star Game)
32.
and
Kris Versteeg - Florida Panthers - Right Wing
He really needs to cut his hair, but he's still really attractive, and far and away the best looking #32.
33.
and also
Colin Wilson - Nashville Predators - Center
I actually had no idea who this guy was until I googled him, but he wins this round based on being FREAKING ADORABLE. let me love you?
34.
James Reimer - Toronto Maple Leafs - Goalie
Optimus Reime kind of gets this one by default. Even if he is a Leaf.
35.
oh and
Cory Schneider - Vancouver Canucks - Goalie
Ginger Jesus, as he is called by some of the faithful, is pretty much flawless. I've got my fingers crossed extra hard that he'll at least finish off the season as a Canuck.
Sergei Bobrovsky is kinda cute too:
36.
Jannik Hansen - Vancouver Canucks - Left Wing
Honey Badger don't care.
37.
&
Patrice Bergeron - Boston Bruins - Center
Yeah, I'm allowed to think he's hot a) because he is, and b) fuck yeah Team Canada.
38.
Michael Sauer - New York Rangers - Defense
Here's another guy I hadn't really heard of before compiling this list, but he's definitely the most attractive #38.
Of course, if Victor Oreskovich had actually played more than one NHL game this season, he could have been in the running:
39.
Patrick Dwyer - Carolina Hurricanes - Right Wing
The eyes sealed this one for me. Are you sensing a trend?
40.
Excusez-moi, mais il faut que...
Maxim Lapierre - Vancouver Canucks - Center
Yeah... This man. . just kind of does things to my lady parts. I don't even know.
And that's it for part 2! Tune in next time for #41-?