Bumped into a friend at the bookshop today.

Me: Hi! How're you doing? *kisses hello*
Her: Hi! You'll never guess what happened to me last week. I nearly died! 
Me: ...

There was a flood and my friend drove her car into a puddle that was a lot deeper than she thought. She got rescued by a policeman who knew her by name because he'd given her 3 speeding ( Read more... )