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0 Things you could say to 10 different people right now
1. Stop thinking about doing what you want to and start doing what you have to. Don't become a waste.
2. I worry desperately for you on a pretty constant basis.
3. Stop squealing and go to sleep.
4. The way you act, think, and talk is ridiculous and wrong.
5. You made a huge, gigantic, unbelievably retarded mistake.
6. Stop watching me type and go to sleep.
7. Gabe seriously.
8. The greatest psychiatric advice ever administered: STOP IT!
9. I pretty much owe you my life and I hope you realize how grateful I am for you.
10. I listened to everyone, and everyone was right.
9 things people may not know about you
1. I probably have the most unproductive case of OCD ever. I will meticulously fold every piece of foldable clothing we own (all three of us) and arrange them in descending order of color while making a detailed, military-style inventory of all the drawers but not clean my bathroom.
2. I did NOT name my son after Lucius Malfoy. Lucius Junius Brutus was the founder of the original Republic in Rome.
3. I think sex is undignified and unnecessary except when trying to have children. But I'll do it anyway because I'm married and that's my job.
4. The only thing I get angrier at than my husband is my computer.
5. I enjoy building furniture. I used to go out at 2am and buy bookshelves or desks and such and build them because I was bored.
6. I really miss the way our life was in Quantico, minus the morning sickness and foot injuries.
7. A big reason I moved back to Ohio was because the thunderstorms are better.
8. I have a wonderful talent for finding random things in my cupboards and refrigerator and combining them in a pot or skillet to create something amazing.
9. I have a terrible fear of spoiling my children. I want to eventually be pretty well-off, like, say, making $70k or so a year, but never, ever a millionaire because I believe doing so does not create good, kind and caring children but instead naive, sheltered, spoiled children who may have good hearts, but not the experience necessary to relate to those they may be caring for or being kind to.
8 ways to win my heart
1. Be Gabe.
2. Own or have pictures of you wearing a Marine dress blue uniform.
3. Cuddle with me and watch Pixar movies.
4. Go to Mass with me, even if you don't really want to.
5. Be really, really good with my son.
6. Be ticklish and let me tickle you a lot even if you hate it. And don't take advantage of my one or two spots where I'm horrifically ticklish.
7. Be comfortable to cuddle with.
8. Play Guitar Hero with me.
7 things that cross your mind a lot
1. I really wish the tissue bank would call me and hire me.
2. Luke is so f'ing cute.
3. Gabe needs a shower.
4. How we can get more money.
5. Whether or not I'm going to eat pasta when I get home or change my diet to grapefruit, lettuce and hydroxycut hardcore.
6. I really want to ride my bike.
7. I'm beyond happy to be back in Ohio.
6 things you do before you fall asleep
1. Check all email and the bank account.
2. Make sure Luke is asleep.
3. Watch TV with Gabe.
4. Set alarms.
5. Go potty.
6. Put Luke back to sleep when he inevitably wakes up.
5 things you notice on a person of the same/different sex
1. Intelligence.
2. Demeanor and decorum.
3. Sense of humor.
4. Thoracic area and arms. These are crucial for cuddling in males.
5. How well they take care of themselves.
4 things you wish you never did
1. All the crap that f'ed up my credit.
2. April '02 through October '02.
3. Gone for that walk in Quantico.
4. Really, ever left the house in Quantico. It always proved dangerous.
3 artists you've been listening to lately
1. Kalmah.
2. Blue October.
3. Type O Negative because it's almost fall!
2 things you want to do before you die
1. Be a great grandma.
2. Cure cancer.
1 Confession
1. I am so hard to motivate anymore it's almost sickening.
1. Stop thinking about doing what you want to and start doing what you have to. Don't become a waste.
2. I worry desperately for you on a pretty constant basis.
3. Stop squealing and go to sleep.
4. The way you act, think, and talk is ridiculous and wrong.
5. You made a huge, gigantic, unbelievably retarded mistake.
6. Stop watching me type and go to sleep.
7. Gabe seriously.
8. The greatest psychiatric advice ever administered: STOP IT!
9. I pretty much owe you my life and I hope you realize how grateful I am for you.
10. I listened to everyone, and everyone was right.
9 things people may not know about you
1. I probably have the most unproductive case of OCD ever. I will meticulously fold every piece of foldable clothing we own (all three of us) and arrange them in descending order of color while making a detailed, military-style inventory of all the drawers but not clean my bathroom.
2. I did NOT name my son after Lucius Malfoy. Lucius Junius Brutus was the founder of the original Republic in Rome.
3. I think sex is undignified and unnecessary except when trying to have children. But I'll do it anyway because I'm married and that's my job.
4. The only thing I get angrier at than my husband is my computer.
5. I enjoy building furniture. I used to go out at 2am and buy bookshelves or desks and such and build them because I was bored.
6. I really miss the way our life was in Quantico, minus the morning sickness and foot injuries.
7. A big reason I moved back to Ohio was because the thunderstorms are better.
8. I have a wonderful talent for finding random things in my cupboards and refrigerator and combining them in a pot or skillet to create something amazing.
9. I have a terrible fear of spoiling my children. I want to eventually be pretty well-off, like, say, making $70k or so a year, but never, ever a millionaire because I believe doing so does not create good, kind and caring children but instead naive, sheltered, spoiled children who may have good hearts, but not the experience necessary to relate to those they may be caring for or being kind to.
8 ways to win my heart
1. Be Gabe.
2. Own or have pictures of you wearing a Marine dress blue uniform.
3. Cuddle with me and watch Pixar movies.
4. Go to Mass with me, even if you don't really want to.
5. Be really, really good with my son.
6. Be ticklish and let me tickle you a lot even if you hate it. And don't take advantage of my one or two spots where I'm horrifically ticklish.
7. Be comfortable to cuddle with.
8. Play Guitar Hero with me.
7 things that cross your mind a lot
1. I really wish the tissue bank would call me and hire me.
2. Luke is so f'ing cute.
3. Gabe needs a shower.
4. How we can get more money.
5. Whether or not I'm going to eat pasta when I get home or change my diet to grapefruit, lettuce and hydroxycut hardcore.
6. I really want to ride my bike.
7. I'm beyond happy to be back in Ohio.
6 things you do before you fall asleep
1. Check all email and the bank account.
2. Make sure Luke is asleep.
3. Watch TV with Gabe.
4. Set alarms.
5. Go potty.
6. Put Luke back to sleep when he inevitably wakes up.
5 things you notice on a person of the same/different sex
1. Intelligence.
2. Demeanor and decorum.
3. Sense of humor.
4. Thoracic area and arms. These are crucial for cuddling in males.
5. How well they take care of themselves.
4 things you wish you never did
1. All the crap that f'ed up my credit.
2. April '02 through October '02.
3. Gone for that walk in Quantico.
4. Really, ever left the house in Quantico. It always proved dangerous.
3 artists you've been listening to lately
1. Kalmah.
2. Blue October.
3. Type O Negative because it's almost fall!
2 things you want to do before you die
1. Be a great grandma.
2. Cure cancer.
1 Confession
1. I am so hard to motivate anymore it's almost sickening.