Yep.
We got this sweet little device that you put eggs in and a teaspoon of water with each egg, a minute and a half later. BAM! Poached eggs. It makes all these loud noises as the eggs explode and shit, and I have flash backs from nam and I flip out and kill people with my machete screaming, "YOU VIET CONG GOOK BASTARDS! YOU KILLED JIM! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!"
Eggs rule.
Eggs rule.