Apr 09, 2004 19:03
Nothing infuriates me more than MS Office. It's the weakest fucking piece of software I have ever used. After 10+ years you'd think they get it right, but no. The older versions allow me to actually do things the new one will never allow me to do.
They say that most users will never use more then 10% of all it's features. No shit, it's because they fucking suck massive horse cock. I bet if you go to a farm you can find that fucking paper clip with it's mouth around the horses unit happily sucking away.
MS Office doesn't even allow you to add leaders easily, if at all, any more without using wizards and fucking bullsit plug-in's that are unneeded. It also does not allow individual headers and footers on each page, like in real life, because you know, I can't right different things on seperate pieces of paper.
I need new software, this is fucking retarded. I nearly put a fucking bottle of water through my wall in rage. That is how much I hate this shitty software. Don't even fucking get me started on the out of control scrolling this thing has when selecting text.
Oh, and fuck spell check and proof reading. I'm to tired to proof this post. There is 1.14L of Vodka upstairs that will disappear shortly if this shit keeps up.