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I like sushi from this one store. And so I bought it. Logical conclusion.
But then in the checkout line, this man looked at it and asked me, "You can't cook dinner yourself?"
Me: ...
Man: I'm just asking.
Me: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU RUINING THIS FOR ME, YOU BASTARD. I REFUSE TO BE JUDGED BY SOMEONE WHOSE ENTIRE PURCHASE IS MADE UP OF CANNED FOOD AND BEER.
But then in the checkout line, this man looked at it and asked me, "You can't cook dinner yourself?"
Me: ...
Man: I'm just asking.
Me: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU RUINING THIS FOR ME, YOU BASTARD. I REFUSE TO BE JUDGED BY SOMEONE WHOSE ENTIRE PURCHASE IS MADE UP OF CANNED FOOD AND BEER.