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I went to the dentist in my effort to be more responsible. ^_____________^
Me: Are you paying attention to me or the tv?
Dentist: You came at a good time. We love Oprah over here.
Me: That's nice, but you're holding an extremely large drill and I want no holes in my face besides the ones that already pre-exists by the end of this session.
Dentist: She brought in a dog training! Turn the volume up, nurse, because my dog has the same problems.
Me: ...oh god.
Dentist: Now hold still, we're going to apply this liquid to your teeth and this light is going to harden it.
Me: Is that UV? If I get mouth cancer, somebody's going to be punished.
Dentist: Are those Oprah's dogs?
Nurse: No, they're her husband's.
Dentist: But they got divorced or something. His name was ... Se... Sedman!
Me: WOMAN, WATCH WHERE YOU AIM THE CANCER LIGHT.
Me: Are you paying attention to me or the tv?
Dentist: You came at a good time. We love Oprah over here.
Me: That's nice, but you're holding an extremely large drill and I want no holes in my face besides the ones that already pre-exists by the end of this session.
Dentist: She brought in a dog training! Turn the volume up, nurse, because my dog has the same problems.
Me: ...oh god.
Dentist: Now hold still, we're going to apply this liquid to your teeth and this light is going to harden it.
Me: Is that UV? If I get mouth cancer, somebody's going to be punished.
Dentist: Are those Oprah's dogs?
Nurse: No, they're her husband's.
Dentist: But they got divorced or something. His name was ... Se... Sedman!
Me: WOMAN, WATCH WHERE YOU AIM THE CANCER LIGHT.