SIIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE, my HOMELAND

Mar 26, 2008 18:14

Dear Gahmen Website,

I visited you today, and to my surprise, I actually found some information after some 2 hours of digging through your depths. However, please tell me something.

If I have to get a license from a department whose only job appears to be to list what is controlled (note: not prohibited) and does not appear on the list of departments from whom I can actually get a license, a department that does not appear again, a department that does not have a website, address, or telephone number of its own, can I be prosecuted for IGNORING YOU?

Thank you.

~*~
Incidentally, I would like to bring to everyone's attention that 'rough diamonds from Cote D'Ivoire', 'toy walkie talkies', 'gramophone records', 'articles of clothing intended as protection against attack, including bullet-proof vests', and 'handcuffs' are all on the controlled substances list. As Yaj is so fond of saying, TRUFAX. Also, the Arms & Explosives Licensing Division is acronymed as A&E. There also seem to be a lot of war-torn countries we refuse to export to, but not many things we don't like exporting to other people.

wtf, singapore, irritation

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