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thunderroad
User Number: 847782
Date Created:beforeVolk
Number of Posts: 12
Red is a rather pompous phony who only joined LiveJournal because everyone else did. This tendency of Johnny-come-lately-ness also explains his high opinion of hit bands such as Creed and Hoobastank. He heard about these bands on the radio. He also goes to pump iron when other cool bands like Nirvana come on the radio.
Strengths: Most of the time he wears pants. He sleeps through any type of alarm, emergency, or class. Arm-wrestling. Breaking pinatas and other cultural stereotypes.
Weaknesses: Sleeps next to Phil Johnson. Prone to sleep on pink-eye couch when his bloody air mattress pops a leak. Known bed-wetter. Not a fan of personal hygiene or Andy Volk. Popcorn.
Special Skills: Emo walks. Yelling and cursing at senior citizens. Rocking chairs. Slamming doors. Breaking kneecaps and feelings. One time I shoved Blake while he flew by me playing basketball and I dodged the ball he threw at me and then he had to go get it. Buying and selling children
Weapons: Ryan Wert. Allied with several members of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The NRA and the Republican Party. Bad attitude.
Allies: Christian Slater and John Travolta
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