I finally get it!
Well, I get it now! It took a few years but I found out that really the only way to make it as a woman is to become the ultimate golddigger, even if it means the only thing you can find is a man twice your age to pay your bills, make you feel safe, and take care of your sorry ass.
That's right!
One could go for the 59 year old college professor....You see Michelle, all you need to do is go grab you a college professor! This is a true story....this was actually suggested to me by someone who has already snagged one. If this wasn't an admission of being a golddigger, I don't know what else you could call it.
What do college professors usually do? SLeep with their students. Now that's professionalism at its best.
It doesn't take much to get those young girls into bed, especially if it means a good grade.
OH boy hold me back! If I grab one of those, I could get a house, a car to drive, and have everything i ever wanted. No matter if he's old enough to be my Dad. He's a man! That's all that matters.
If you can't live w/o a man...if you jump from one relationship to another....if you can't keep your legs closed, then the college professor is for you!
SIGN UP TODAY!
That's right!
One could go for the 59 year old college professor....You see Michelle, all you need to do is go grab you a college professor! This is a true story....this was actually suggested to me by someone who has already snagged one. If this wasn't an admission of being a golddigger, I don't know what else you could call it.
What do college professors usually do? SLeep with their students. Now that's professionalism at its best.
It doesn't take much to get those young girls into bed, especially if it means a good grade.
OH boy hold me back! If I grab one of those, I could get a house, a car to drive, and have everything i ever wanted. No matter if he's old enough to be my Dad. He's a man! That's all that matters.
If you can't live w/o a man...if you jump from one relationship to another....if you can't keep your legs closed, then the college professor is for you!
SIGN UP TODAY!