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Mar 07, 2007 02:30

ayo i wanna give a shout out to caco aka ian. good luck on your show friday night. this is a throwback entry. new shit = st. patty's day.

lala delirium: im booking the best show ever
My Rival School: shes booking squirrels on ice

kittensrqts04: im not fucking fat!!! drop it!!
what plan: drop what? i'm sure if i dropped you, you'd put a hole in the floor.
kittensrqts04: fuck you what plan
what plan: i'm going to rip your skin off with a cheese grater and then throw your skinless body into a tub of lemon juice, cow.

i iz rob: the code profiler and analyzers are sweet
i iz rob: code snippets is a nice new feature
anklegrabbing: analyze my semen with your mouth

noas: hey want to analyze it for me and breifly summarize your analysis in a paragraph ;-);-)?
Thrift: Analyze the picture?
noas: it's a lot of fun i swear
noas: yeah
brawl: ill write my analysis all over your face
brawl: with my semen
brawl: =-O
brawl: my penis is a type of pencil
noas: color pencil
noas: i bet
brawl: that creates art on females
brawl: it can draw the perfect human

rar the dinosaur: ive been looking into this 400 dollar a week job
rar the dinosaur: as a sales and display set up worker
rar the dinosaur: for some company that works with mtn dew
rar the dinosaur: and if youre 18 and can start, they train and ba da bing
anklegrabbing: they're like Sorry Maam, but your face appears to be melting. We cannot hire you.

goodeyebeautiful: Oh yes, because sexual activity = just as important as being able to see.
i iz rob: in fact it is better for sexual activity if you can't see well
i iz rob: because most women will do

SLlCK GUY: in real life im a cool kid
SLlCK GUY: aaron is a 160 pound boxer
anklegrabbing: he's a boxer, i bet he's an animal in bed.

Kickshaw Jackson: sveta sveta sveta
Kickshaw Jackson: cant you see
Kickshaw Jackson: your russian name angers me
Kickshaw Jackson: and i just love your commie ways
Kickshaw Jackson: something something something SICKLE AND HAMMER

NYU Pre Med: andy, that was uncalled for.
parking lot bird: you being born was uncalled for

distort japan: jen = power of salad tossing

sexicals: handguns is breaking hearts left and right
thosehandguns: :-(!
NekroCat: shes breaking scales left and right

eff veeks: dave is whiter than alyssa
fighter ships: VEEKZ
fighter ships: WHY YOU GOTTA CALL ME WHITE
fighter ships: IN PUBLIC

list 0s: my handle on socom is 'list'
atown replaced: my handles are on my sides, also known as "fat"

void: which doesnt belong: rape, monopoly or incest
boatman: monoploy
void: rape
void: it isn't a family game

LPXbigTxLp: im very mature for my age
LPXbigTxLp: i already got a mustache! i think
LPXbigTxLp: just a little fuzz neways

P33NUS: what should i pierce (nothing facial :-()
trisects: youre a girl right
trisects: ...

u nu: heavings' miniscule flap of flesh could easily be mistaken for a clitoris
heavings: im a 4.2
n0stradamnedus: its a shame your mommy didnt know how to use the clothes hanger..

veekder: if i have a kid, i want a really fat wimpy kid so i can pick on him
the fight scene: feed him spam
the fight scene: lots of spam
ankle grabbing: feed him sperm

sumer: im gonna go lay on the bed
sumer: and try to think deeper
art CRIMES: try the railroad tracks

aglasstornado: so today i put a leafblower in my ass.
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