It LOOKED complicated right? But it's really simple.
Basically, my Grandad got his ass kicked by this old blind man who bumped into his car a while back. But Grandad couldn't let it go so he got a rematch wit' 'em later after learning kung fu and beat the shit out of 'im, coincidentally, killin' 'im in the process. So then what the blind man-- or Stinkmeaner-- did was come back from Hell and possessed one of our neighbors so that he could get revenge and kill US.
Oh, haha. You should've been a comedian instead of becoming a killer vampire soldier.
Anyway, the point is that apparently the Devil just ain't as tough as err'body think he is if he let him escape. And that's why I don't be scared of Satan or nothin'. He better hope I don't catch his ass in the street. I'd smack him right upside his jaw AND make him retire. Then I'd be like a world renown hero and get my face on Wheaties boxes and everything.
...What did I just watch?
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Basically, my Grandad got his ass kicked by this old blind man who bumped into his car a while back. But Grandad couldn't let it go so he got a rematch wit' 'em later after learning kung fu and beat the shit out of 'im, coincidentally, killin' 'im in the process. So then what the blind man-- or Stinkmeaner-- did was come back from Hell and possessed one of our neighbors so that he could get revenge and kill US.
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[He's half surprised she believed him off the bat actually. DAMN Rip's world must be reeeeally messed up.]
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I doubt that. When the devil wants one to be devoured by darkness, one doesn't escape alive.
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What, you went there for Spring Break or something? [He is half-joking here, but he would not doubt it at this point.]
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[What did you know, sarcasm is easier.]
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Anyway, the point is that apparently the Devil just ain't as tough as err'body think he is if he let him escape. And that's why I don't be scared of Satan or nothin'. He better hope I don't catch his ass in the street. I'd smack him right upside his jaw AND make him retire. Then I'd be like a world renown hero and get my face on Wheaties boxes and everything.
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I- That is- I'm sure you would. This is so horribly, horribly ironic.
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