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Dear Right Foot,
It has been nearly three years since we messed you up on that bit of broken asphalt. While we realize we should have gotten you proper medical attention at the time, it's a bit late for that now. Please stop reminding us of this on such a regular basis. We really don't want to have to dress you in orthopedic shoes. We can't afford them, and they're ugly.
We love you. You help us walk and ride our bike, and we're sorry for the neglectful treatment back in early 2007, but can we put that behind us and move on?
-The leg bone, thigh bone ... all the way to the head bone, and the brain encased therein.
It has been nearly three years since we messed you up on that bit of broken asphalt. While we realize we should have gotten you proper medical attention at the time, it's a bit late for that now. Please stop reminding us of this on such a regular basis. We really don't want to have to dress you in orthopedic shoes. We can't afford them, and they're ugly.
We love you. You help us walk and ride our bike, and we're sorry for the neglectful treatment back in early 2007, but can we put that behind us and move on?
-The leg bone, thigh bone ... all the way to the head bone, and the brain encased therein.