Doin' the moonwalk
Ok... I think I might be taking steps backward in the whole "lock up card games or die to education!" thing.
Well, for one thing... umm... too many packs have I opened. Another, I went to Great White's Magic tourn using Mirrodin styled mono blue control. Well, you get a lot of insults when doing that on extended night. Keiren told me to die and stuff... I responded with a counterspell and followed with possibly the most assholed thing to say, "Happiness in my pants". Eheh...
I learned that night that in order to remain a somewhat liked person while playing the bitchy blue mage, you must redeem yourself afterwards!!! For instance, after destroying Keiren with my Magpies of doom, I went ahead and told him something like "I did not see me win. I think I saw you win." Yay for forfeits! (he gave me a piece of Toblerone after) Ironically, he gave me the match anyways to go play with Daryl's Vanguard cards.
Well, there are other ways to redeem your blue bad self, too. Like... umm... giving your opponent good trades? I gave a kid an Akroma for his Extirpate (umm... actually... considering Extirpate's skyrocketing in price... I might have ripped him off... eheh...) or acting insane the entire time, just to keep the mood happy? (I bitched and psudo wept for my Erradicated Magpies) Yeah... something I hate about blue players. They always keep silent and take a fucking long time... things that lead to generally not a good mood.
Anyways, I ended up placing 1st for the first time in months and hell, was it good! Even got a promo Deep Anal(ysis) (it tickles! Hee hee!) for my soon to be blinged out foil blue/green madness deck.
Oh, and I managed to get the box set of Invader Zim for $23 at London Drugs (it's kinda like Walgreens, you American peoply peeps).
So, yes... in this most confusing and rushed way, I have explained my backwards walking. We are now good on... umm... peanuts.
(Kate, don't hurt me!)
Well, for one thing... umm... too many packs have I opened. Another, I went to Great White's Magic tourn using Mirrodin styled mono blue control. Well, you get a lot of insults when doing that on extended night. Keiren told me to die and stuff... I responded with a counterspell and followed with possibly the most assholed thing to say, "Happiness in my pants". Eheh...
I learned that night that in order to remain a somewhat liked person while playing the bitchy blue mage, you must redeem yourself afterwards!!! For instance, after destroying Keiren with my Magpies of doom, I went ahead and told him something like "I did not see me win. I think I saw you win." Yay for forfeits! (he gave me a piece of Toblerone after) Ironically, he gave me the match anyways to go play with Daryl's Vanguard cards.
Well, there are other ways to redeem your blue bad self, too. Like... umm... giving your opponent good trades? I gave a kid an Akroma for his Extirpate (umm... actually... considering Extirpate's skyrocketing in price... I might have ripped him off... eheh...) or acting insane the entire time, just to keep the mood happy? (I bitched and psudo wept for my Erradicated Magpies) Yeah... something I hate about blue players. They always keep silent and take a fucking long time... things that lead to generally not a good mood.
Anyways, I ended up placing 1st for the first time in months and hell, was it good! Even got a promo Deep Anal(ysis) (it tickles! Hee hee!) for my soon to be blinged out foil blue/green madness deck.
Oh, and I managed to get the box set of Invader Zim for $23 at London Drugs (it's kinda like Walgreens, you American peoply peeps).
So, yes... in this most confusing and rushed way, I have explained my backwards walking. We are now good on... umm... peanuts.
(Kate, don't hurt me!)