Jun 03, 2005 03:05
In the face of recent infomation from a recent(actually 1-2weeks only info) 'deceased' journal i found out that more often than not what claims never is actually worth shit. curious? well so am i.
'Whoizit Awards'
This person claims to be mentally stable and yet she hangs out with a bunch of gay men. i have seen her out with her friends all guys and as gay as day and well so far what i heard from 'the gossip line' is that she is a straight reject. how can any straight guy want to get involved with a girl that hangs out with gay men and, to make matters worse, fall in love with them? her story is endles,s from a doomed relationship with a bi guy who actually screwed his best friend - sad ain't it? he would rather 'do' his friend than her! after which, throwing her skanky ass - who wants fats on a porker? - at GAY men who rejected her to her face and even chasing a gay boy who is attached. Really she gets my 'Best Female Retard'
ps. why am i talking about her? that little tart actually claim to be the only str8 Bit*h that can out bit*h any gay man alive.
Next up for my 'Best (somewhat) Male Retard', he stands at a towering height of extereme low-self esteem, where everyone wakes up in the morning with a woody, 'he wakes up with a curse to God' - Quote NanaNeo - for his most unfortunate looks. he looks almost like he slept with a pin cushion, or he was the pin cushion! what interests me about him is that he claims to be above all physical needs, espically his own and yet just a comment into his journal would cause him to suddenly dive into a 'Drama' frenzy, into this mega 'i am so a suffering puppy'. i heard that he is an aspiring Zoe Tay wanna-be with a langgar face. i have seen that mug and he so needs to get a serious plastic surgeon - anyone knows wacko-jacko's artist/creator?. Reality check: find out your market value, find ways to upgrade, and if all else fails, get over yourself. we all did.
Ps. i just can't stand his 'i am so glam, with humble pie'.if i want fake food then direct me to the mock pork!
From the past files:
A recent hot - i hear many a gay men wants to 'do' him or him, them - bitch was recently on the lips of all things gay and queer. his weight loss, money, jobs, many boyfriends and character was called into question. so here is my question: if he is truly such a person then how can he actually work at mox without feeling shame? must be true to what i heard, that he is shameless and truly a big confidence man. be in thru bitchin nature he went underground, so if i am not wrong he must be some super loud bitch with a shameless style of dressing - enough to get picked by dirty old men. maybe he hits bars in the search to find another less-informed guy to earn from. i give him the 'Most Hot Bitchy Slut Award'. Such is the true student of an old gay queer - he is like 28 no job no nothing but a large urge to be plugged - who sleeps with any guy that would give him living allowances and allows himself to sleep around with other men - without a raincoat. yes that guy gets my 'Most Prob to Get HIV Slut'.
Ps. i hear that the Most Prob to Get HIV Slut actually made the Most Hot Bitchy Slut Winner to promise to 'do' him 1 day. man does shameless have a face! it's either Slut no1 or Slut no2.
and no prize for guessin who is who. i think it's common knowledge/gossip.
Next week : A tall tale of a Holy Spa-Workin Whore, Commando-Dick Sitting Twink and if you are lucky an update on my award winners. Feel free to comment but to post is still my choice. so just try your luck and if you happen to be those mentioned, please comment! every bitch needs a few minor bitches to keep her on her toes.