On a Bitch/Faghag

Jun 10, 2005 03:40

What is Bitching?

The word bitch means fretful or querulous, and the verb "to bitch", to complain, especially habitually and without any helpful intentions.

In 1997, the song "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks, she celebrates being a "bitch" as one of many aspects of herself:

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed

It was a popular song sang by many a bitch/slut in those times, oh how has flown. We have been reduced to a Blog vs Blog bitchfest, to which it's never possible.

To actually out-bitch someone until one party either gets fingertied or just lose interest in winning the "Great Battle of Wits". Sad ain't it? After all what happened to the world of "virtual-bitching" is for me to practice and allow me to be better armed for when I get involved in mano-a-mano bitching. Sad is the world where we get a lapse of hours to counter a very colourful bitching in a series of long, long blog posts.

Call me what you may but when confronted with a big bad bitch to my face it sure as hell gets me all excited and in some way turned on. I heard of people actually bitching someone when he was out of the country - you guys ain't got no guts to even allow him to be in the country for that? - or to hit even lower, to spread stories about the chap and get a nice shiny medal for doing it. Who awards such medals? Maybe it's the same people that can't bitch to save their face in real life.

And get this: even faghags has gotten into the world of bitching. They can actually bitch someone for being sexually active. Either that guy did something wrong, or that she can't "get it"; so she makes everyone - who isn't her "sister" - seem like a slut. So I think that virtual reality sucks. It takes out all the fun in having a battle of wits, and turn us into some sort of "Commander Bitch HQ", hidden behind the safety of our computers. And behind our friends. Such is a world where a war can be ended by a button, and now it's bitching by clicking.

Speaking of faghags, they are annoying. Period.

Faghags are the bane of the gay population, I tell you. They just fill up spaces which any gay man would fill just nicely.

Example: faghags claim they are the rock of the gay community, pulling their high-in-the-head gay friends down to "civilisation". And by "civilisation", I mean the boring, conservative, traditional, uptight straight civilisation. A gay man can do the same, given that he is jaded enough.

And then you'll see depression rates among gays rising. I'm kidding. In actual fact suicide rates among gays that are increasing. All because of those pesky faghags.

I know a faghag who goes out with a group of stupid faggots, and boy does she manipulate them.

Self-proclaimed powerful bitch, the deluded sod has the guts to think that she's all smart, all witty and ever popular because she hangs out with a few witty ones. In actual fact, all she's learnt in the art of bitching is from us gays. Apparently she hasn't even graduated from Bitching 101.

Fuck, she hasn't even graduated from Bitching Kindergarten. There you learn the all-important rule: when you want to bitch someone, do it directly in that person's face. Only then can you test your prowess as a bitch.

I heard it from the grapevine that she plays the " I'm so pitiful" card with many of the gays she knows - thank God I'm not one of them! - and from what I hear, she's pretty convincing.

So convincing is she that she doesn't even realise that it's exactly what it is: pitiful (read: pathetic). Doesn't she realise that in a world where dicks rule, breasts and pussy are not welcome at all?

She manipulates her circle of gay friends in such a way that they believe every single LIE she tells them, making up stories about people she decides not to like anymore, so that her gay posse would decide not to like the poor victim. Fucking asshole!

Word's about that she's acting as a beard to some of the gays she hangs out with. That's really depressing. it's like prostituting yourself for free to people who don't even want you. People like that have exactly no life nor dignity whatsoever, and they ought to be kept in the boondocks of the gay community.

Grow up, cunt, and open your eyes. In this community you're NEVER, EVER find someone who will put his dick into your pussy. Time to let go.
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