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What the fuck? Who becomes violently ill from vegan ceviche?
Me. I do.
Still, it was really tasty. The first time, at least.
But it made me miss the Goldman Prize ceremony. Curses to you, foul oyster mushrooms!
That's OK, San Francisco. You have many other delights. Who knew that "raw foods" encompassed more than ants on a log?
Also, the Golden Gate Bridge is truly deserving of the descriptor "fantastic". Fan-Fucking-Tastic. Huge, improbable, but so solidly real that it commands your attention.
Also-Also, Patton Oswalt was so totally wrong. SF's electric scooter-buggies? AWESOME. If Patton couldn't pick up hot chicks in one, I must blame this on his own failings as a man and not on the carts themselves. You hear that, Oswalt? You're a failure as a human being. And scooter-buggies are awesome. (I keed, I keed. I love that bit.)
On the flip side, there are so many homeless people here that it blows my mind. How can there be so many? Are there no services for them? Do they simply choose to ignore the services offered them, or are they unable to access them for some reason? I'm talking 2-3 beggars per block, block after block. It broke my heart to see these people so dirty and dejected, and has left a bad taste in my mouth for this otherwise lovely city.
Tomorrow I fly back to a city with no small number of municipal problems, and the next morning it's off to my Jace, where it's always the best temperature you could imagine and the air is made of ice cream and pixie farts.
Me. I do.
Still, it was really tasty. The first time, at least.
But it made me miss the Goldman Prize ceremony. Curses to you, foul oyster mushrooms!
That's OK, San Francisco. You have many other delights. Who knew that "raw foods" encompassed more than ants on a log?
Also, the Golden Gate Bridge is truly deserving of the descriptor "fantastic". Fan-Fucking-Tastic. Huge, improbable, but so solidly real that it commands your attention.
Also-Also, Patton Oswalt was so totally wrong. SF's electric scooter-buggies? AWESOME. If Patton couldn't pick up hot chicks in one, I must blame this on his own failings as a man and not on the carts themselves. You hear that, Oswalt? You're a failure as a human being. And scooter-buggies are awesome. (I keed, I keed. I love that bit.)
On the flip side, there are so many homeless people here that it blows my mind. How can there be so many? Are there no services for them? Do they simply choose to ignore the services offered them, or are they unable to access them for some reason? I'm talking 2-3 beggars per block, block after block. It broke my heart to see these people so dirty and dejected, and has left a bad taste in my mouth for this otherwise lovely city.
Tomorrow I fly back to a city with no small number of municipal problems, and the next morning it's off to my Jace, where it's always the best temperature you could imagine and the air is made of ice cream and pixie farts.