... and your mother's a whore
a. i don't know if this has already been posted about livejournal dot com, but if you are a fan of that fellow viggo mortensen, you should look for a copy of the latest issue of mean magazine, in which viggo discusses how old he was the first time he jacked off and also how he and exene "experimented with vegetarian cooking" and also how henry cried when he realized he couldn't eat pickled herring anymore and some other things that sound like fanon but aren't, etcetera.
b. everyone keeps doing their fall tv schedules. mine is sort of boring:monday
8:30p -- kitchen confidential *
tuesday
10:00p -- nip/tuck
wednesday
9:00p -- lost
thursday
8:00p -- alias
9:00p -- everwood ***
* this is probably the only new show i'll remember to watch, because i liked the book and i also like bradley cooper, and nicholas brendon is weirdly hot now that he doesn't have his xander haircut, and smartlikejustin said she was going to watch it and i generally forget to watch pretty much anything unless someone else i know is also watching it.) **
** this is possibly a lie, because springfield says he is going to convince me to watch supernatural, america's next top model, and reunion. i say i might watch reunion, because he says he is tivoing it and we can watch it at his house while drunk.
*** smartlikejustin: "so i figure you can come over to my apartment to watch lost and i can come over to yours to watch alias and after that we can watch everwood so you can keep pretending that you're being forced to watch a show that you hate."
c. from the best week ever blog, the vehicle of delivery for all good things in my life: all 13 celebrity jeopardy SNL skits avaible for download.
d. i don't know, man. it is wednesday, springfield and i are eating ¡sponch! cookies (which are disgusting and addictive, and i cannot find information about them on the internets so here is someone else's devoted blog entry about the ¡sponch! experience) and i am trying to write p+f while reading about roland barthes and i wish it was lunch time so i could eat some soup. good morning?
b. everyone keeps doing their fall tv schedules. mine is sort of boring:monday
8:30p -- kitchen confidential *
tuesday
10:00p -- nip/tuck
wednesday
9:00p -- lost
thursday
8:00p -- alias
9:00p -- everwood ***
* this is probably the only new show i'll remember to watch, because i liked the book and i also like bradley cooper, and nicholas brendon is weirdly hot now that he doesn't have his xander haircut, and smartlikejustin said she was going to watch it and i generally forget to watch pretty much anything unless someone else i know is also watching it.) **
** this is possibly a lie, because springfield says he is going to convince me to watch supernatural, america's next top model, and reunion. i say i might watch reunion, because he says he is tivoing it and we can watch it at his house while drunk.
*** smartlikejustin: "so i figure you can come over to my apartment to watch lost and i can come over to yours to watch alias and after that we can watch everwood so you can keep pretending that you're being forced to watch a show that you hate."
c. from the best week ever blog, the vehicle of delivery for all good things in my life: all 13 celebrity jeopardy SNL skits avaible for download.
d. i don't know, man. it is wednesday, springfield and i are eating ¡sponch! cookies (which are disgusting and addictive, and i cannot find information about them on the internets so here is someone else's devoted blog entry about the ¡sponch! experience) and i am trying to write p+f while reading about roland barthes and i wish it was lunch time so i could eat some soup. good morning?