Welcome Students

[thrillofchase]

Hello and welcome to all returning students and new faces. Pardon the late introduction, I was in the nurses office until recently, but her wonderful healing prowess has returned me to perfect health.

My name is Prince Charming and I'm the head of the english department. I find myself honored to be your guide on our tour throughout the mysterious

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

Love letter? What kind of bullshit writing assignment is that?

[shutupsensei]

Ah, Charming-sensei is a hack and a voyeur.

I have taken his class twice. The assignments are all stupid like this.

[upyourscolonel]

I believe it. What other kinds of things has he assigned?

[shutupsensei]

Love poems. Marriage proposals.

[upyourscolonel]

Sounds like he needs an ass kicking.

[shutupsensei]

Or a girlfriend.

[upyourscolonel]

Maybe.

[thrillofchase]

Love poems, yes.

Marriage proposals, no.

I choose these assignments to test whether a student lets their personal feelings and passions get in the way of proper writing composition. IT'S IN THE CURICULUM!!

[upyourscolonel]

[thrillofchase]

KATSURA! DETENTION!

[shutupsensei]

I already have detention today.

[thrillofchase]

Then you have it tomorrow!

[shutupsensei]

I already have detention tomorrow.

[thrillofchase]

THEN YOU HAVE TWO DETENTIONS TOMORROW! AND THE REST OF THE WEEK!

[shutupsensei]

I already have detention for the rest of the week.

And you can't have two detentions.

[thrillofchase]

An optional one. If you don't want to do it, don't.