Welcome Students

[thrillofchase]

Hello and welcome to all returning students and new faces. Pardon the late introduction, I was in the nurses office until recently, but her wonderful healing prowess has returned me to perfect health.

My name is Prince Charming and I'm the head of the english department. I find myself honored to be your guide on our tour throughout the mysterious

Comments

[shutupsensei]

This assignment is stupid.

Being in your class a third time is stupid.

Please pass me.

[thrillofchase]

That depends on your test scores, not on how nicely you ask/threaten.

[shutupsensei]

I would never threaten a teacher.

Ah, the weather man reported a sudden shower of roman candles today. I hope you have brought an umbrella.

[thrillofchase]

IF I SEE ONE CANDLE FLYING TOWARDS ME, YOU'RE IN DETENTION!

[shutupsensei]

You have no proof.

[thrillofchase]

I have this conversation!

[shutupsensei]

There is nothing decisive about it.

I am not doing this crappy assignment, sensei.

[thrillofchase]

You don't have to. It's extra-credit. Completely optional.

[shutupsensei]

Can I have the points anyway.

[thrillofchase]

No.

[shutupsensei]

I need them. What kind of teacher does not give points.

[thrillofchase]

The points need to be earned.

[shutupsensei]

I can do a cartwheel.

[thrillofchase]

This isn't gym class.

[shutupsensei]

No. Kratos-sensei does not smell like too much cologne.

[thrillofchase]

NEITHER DO I!