Welcome Students

[thrillofchase]

Hello and welcome to all returning students and new faces. Pardon the late introduction, I was in the nurses office until recently, but her wonderful healing prowess has returned me to perfect health.

My name is Prince Charming and I'm the head of the english department. I find myself honored to be your guide on our tour throughout the mysterious

Comments

[immortalityplz]

But it looks like such a DELICIOUS APPLE!

[thrillofchase]

It's fake.

[immortalityplz]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!

[thrillofchase]

For the asthetic touch it adds to my classroom.

[immortalityplz]

Fake food is a travesty!

A TRAVESTY!

[thrillofchase]

It's just a decoration. Everyone uses fake food to decorate.

[immortalityplz]

IT IS STILL A TRAGEDY!

IT TAUNTS YOU IF YOU ARE HUNGRY!

[thrillofchase]

Then don't come to class hungry.

[immortalityplz]

I'm always hungry.

[thrillofchase]

Maybe you should have our lovely nurse take a look at you?

[immortalityplz]

Can she feed me?

[thrillofchase]

I meant that she would probably recommend a diet in which you are less hungry all the time.

[immortalityplz]

I will always be hungry~! This is just a fact of life!

[upyourscolonel]

Speaking of you being hungry.

STOP EATING ALL OF MY FOOD WHEN YOU COME OVER!

[immortalityplz]

But you always have soooooome!

[upyourscolonel]

Yeah. For me. NOT YOU.