Volume 5
I am not a man who curses frequently. That being said, FUCK.
Some of you may remember that my people and I have been exiled from our homes by a being known only as the adversary. You may also remember that we believed we were safe in the world we had exiled ourselves in because the Adversary had no interest in it.
We were wrong.
Just hours ago, three men in black suits shot the guardsman of our administrative building (I saw to his wounds, he'll live) and dragged a very wounded young member of our community inside. The poor boy had been tortured terribly for information by who we thought was Little Red Riding Hood, but was really one of the Adversary's spies.
In so many words, the three gentlemen stated that they were wooden soldiers crafted by "the Emperor", and a whole army of them were poised to wipe us all out unless we surrendered immediately. We've lost to much to try and run away again, and none of us are going to surrender. All of Fabletown is preparing for battle.
Princess Zelda, forgive me, but my place is here. I can not afford to come rescue you at this point in time. Mr. Katsura and friends, I'm afraid I'll be unable to join you gentlemen. Make sure you lot fight twice as hard in my place.
To anyone else who may be reading this, If any of you have enough military might to wipe out an entire army while remaining discreet about it, it would be just wonderful if you could let me temporarily borrow it.
Some of you may remember that my people and I have been exiled from our homes by a being known only as the adversary. You may also remember that we believed we were safe in the world we had exiled ourselves in because the Adversary had no interest in it.
We were wrong.
Just hours ago, three men in black suits shot the guardsman of our administrative building (I saw to his wounds, he'll live) and dragged a very wounded young member of our community inside. The poor boy had been tortured terribly for information by who we thought was Little Red Riding Hood, but was really one of the Adversary's spies.
In so many words, the three gentlemen stated that they were wooden soldiers crafted by "the Emperor", and a whole army of them were poised to wipe us all out unless we surrendered immediately. We've lost to much to try and run away again, and none of us are going to surrender. All of Fabletown is preparing for battle.
Princess Zelda, forgive me, but my place is here. I can not afford to come rescue you at this point in time. Mr. Katsura and friends, I'm afraid I'll be unable to join you gentlemen. Make sure you lot fight twice as hard in my place.
To anyone else who may be reading this, If any of you have enough military might to wipe out an entire army while remaining discreet about it, it would be just wonderful if you could let me temporarily borrow it.